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What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is the weirdest story you'll read all day.

Don't give up on it, go all the way through. It, well, it builds.
 
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Thus spake the Baltimore Oracle:

Calling the United States a “land of dreams and opportunity,” the newly confirmed housing and urban development secretary said, “There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less.” He added: “They too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.”

It’s unclear what the retired neurosurgeon meant by the suggestion that immigrants came over on slave ships; however, the NAACP responded to Carson’s claim with a one-word response: “Immigrants???”
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(in hushed tone) OK, everybody. Hide behind the furniture and don't make a sound. Rover, can you get the lights over there?

(flick)

(darkness and silence)

(... a long wait...)





(knock, knock, knock)

Flag? Come on in, buddy. How ya doing?

I know, man, something's wrong with the lights -- can you try that switch there?

(flick)

SURPRISE!!!!
 
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To whichever mod(s) cleaned up all the spam, thank you. I guess the Mandarin was a bridge too far? :)
 
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Brenthoven said:
I'll give anyone ONE guess what country created this.....

http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/fake-camel-toe-underwear-apparently-latest-fashion-trend/
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My guess is Australia. I consider us to be only the second-crassest country on Earth.

My second guess is Israel because they're f-cked up about s-x and Israeli men are legendary do-uchebags.

My third guess is Japan because of the used panty machines but it's still too gross for them and anyway I don't think their ladies are going to be leading the league in this new metric.

My final guess is Florida. Florida is a country, right?
 
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Kepler said:
My guess is Australia. I consider us to be only the second-crassest country on Earth.

My second guess is Israel because they're f-cked up about s-x and Israeli men are legendary do-uchebags.

My third guess is Japan because of the used panty machines but it's still too gross for them and anyway I don't think their ladies are going to be leading the league in this new metric.

My final guess is Florida. Florida is a country, right?
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He gave you one guess - ONE GUESS - not four. :p

One guess, because if it's really weird in a sexual way, it's from Japan.
 
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