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What the Fark 2: That Was... Interesting.

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So now that she knows he loaded up on dope while at a whorehouse, she decides to NOT divorce him???? I guess that makes sense for that family.
 
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goldy_331 said:
So now that she knows he loaded up on dope while at a whorehouse, she decides to NOT divorce him???? I guess that makes sense for that family.
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He just demonstrated the highest value in that household. The ability to grab a headline.

I assume it would be the height of cynicism to suspect the whole thing was faked?
 
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There is some construction under way at my local train station. Some of it involves electrical work. There is a metal pole that runs through the roof of the station, right in the middle of where people wait for the train. On it is posted a sign that reads "Do Not Use as Ground."

W.T.F.? these contractors need a reminder sign not to create an electrocution risk?


or maybe it is some regulatory requirement that it be posted, who knows.
 
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W.T.F.? these contractors need a reminder sign not to create an electrocution risk?
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While I don't work on that side of the construction industry, from a civil experience: a resounding YES the contractors need to be reminded of it.


I've seen dump truck drivers forget to put their dump bed down multiple times. Seen laborers go "eh, good enough."

Yes, they need to be reminded. Often.
 
aparch said:
While I don't work on that side of the construction industry, from a civil experience: a resounding YES the contractors need to be reminded of it.


I've seen dump truck drivers forget to put their dump bed down multiple times. Seen laborers go "eh, good enough."

Yes, they need to be reminded. Often.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Roughly half of the adult population has below average intelligence, and average ain't exactly great.

Always start with the assumption that people are idiots.
 
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There is a sign above the shredder in our office which reads "remove lanyard prior to use."

It wasn't always there.

Yes, people do need reminders, particularly for stupid, repetitive stuff.
 
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They changed the color scheme on the thread and we have a new logo.

Wonder how much USCHO paid the consultant? :D
 
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Twitch Boy said:
Why, that's the combination to my luggage!
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Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

A few moments later...

President Skroob: Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes!
President Skroob: That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz: [looks at each other]
 
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Woman arrested for masturbating in Walmart bathroom with sausage

From the article:
The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.” - See more at: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/#sthash.dDNje8Uy.dpuf
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