What I Learned Today...

[goldy_331]

Re: What I Learned Today...

I learned to take the toothpick out of the sandwich before you bite into it....Just a little blood loss...

So your user name IS intended to be ironic. I always thought it was, but didn't know that you thought so too.

 

[state of hockey]

Re: What I Learned Today...

The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".

I have two.

I dumped a gorgeous, intelligent girl many years ago, and I still don't really know why. Sure, she was a bit nuts. But, so am I. The two different kinds of crazy we were actually worked together pretty well. By the time I realized my mistake, she had already started to date the guy she is still with to this day.

The other was beautiful, smart, and not crazy one bit. She dumped me, and as time passed and I could look back on it without going blind with rage I could see that it was my fault. I messed that one up pretty hard.

 

[UncleRay]

Re: What I Learned Today...

Well, I'm not much of a cook. However, as of late, I've started to get into it a little more. So there's this recipe that I'm going to try tomorrow. It calls for 6 cloves of garlic as one of the ingredients. I go to the store and get all the ingredients I need for this recipe, including the garlic.

Today, my roommate needed 2 cloves of garlic for her recipe. She asks if she can use my garlic... And I think, "Well ****... if I give her 2, I will only have 4 left..... That's not enough for my recipe, but it seems like there is more than enough there..."

Being the nice person I am, I cannot tell her no! "Sure........." She can tell that I look somewhat hesitant. She's like, "Dude... do you know what a CLOVE of garlic is?" Apparently I did not. Well now I do now. I thought BULBS were cloves. But they are not. However, they do contain about 10 cloves each. Let's just say that I have PLENTY of garlic and giving her 2 cloves is not really a big deal. But OMG... if not for her, I probably would've put like six BULBS of garlic in my recipe....! Eeek!

Dang, I learned that when I was about 12. Of course I (and the rest of the family ) learned it the hard way. That was right about the time mom sent me to the IGA for a head of lettuce. "A nice firm one." She ended up making cole slaw.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: What I Learned Today...

The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".

I have about 17...but I didn't really "let" them get away....

 

[Plante26]

Re: What I Learned Today...

The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".

I thought this was the case with two different women. I dated them about 8-9 years ago. I saw them both recently, and they were.....let's say......not thin. At all.

Is it bad that this made me feel better about the whole thing?

I have about 17...but I didn't really "let" them get away....

What, they escaped from your basement?

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: What I Learned Today...

What, they escaped from your basement?

Um, no. Thanks for playing....

 

[Plante26]

Re: What I Learned Today...

Um, no. Thanks for playing....

Second guess: They were Tech 5's?