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WCHA First Round: MN @ UND

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Brenthoven said:
Try this on for size, like your infamous "The Pants":

They might do that, but sitting on a boat is NOT required to drink beer all weekend! Wow, imagine that! Drinking beer all weekend while....not....on....a.....boat!!!!! Oh, the wonders! Will they ever cease?! It's a Festivus Miracle!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apparently, I have to draw you a picture with crayons for you to understand...
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
Apparently, I have to draw you a picture with crayons for you to understand...
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No, you don't understand what I am saying. You say he'll sit on a boat to drink. I say a boat is not required to drink in said fashion, and is an unnecessary step and expense in the drinking procedure. Bluntly, that's less beer money whether you purchase the boat, rent the boat, or even BORROW the boat (the lender is gonna expect some sort of payment, which most often will hold some sort of monetary value, which in other cases could also be used to get more beer).

My Parise, you North Dakotans are stupid.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Feed a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll teach others to fish for him, and he'll eat for free, for his lifetime. :D
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Now let me get this right Brent: you're gonna be giving away fish all day? What kind? I love yellow fin tuna. Do ya got any of that? Or how 'bout Rocky Mountain trout, with lots of fresh lemon to squeeze all over it. I'd take some of that. Or mackerel, but only if ya gots plenty of tartar sauce. Frankly, I'd pay good money to see the Hostile and Abusives and the Golden Golfers, armed with blue fin tuna, beat hell outta each other for three games, especially if they all go into O.T. ;)
 
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A Shot and a Goal said:
Now let me get this right Brent: you're gonna be giving away fish all day? What kind? I love yellow fin tuna. Do ya got any of that? Or how 'bout Rocky Mountain trout, with lots of fresh lemon to squeeze all over it. I'd take some of that. Or mackerel, but only if ya gots plenty of tartar sauce. Frankly, I'd pay good money to see the Hostile and Abusives and the Golden Golfers, armed with blue fin tuna, beat hell outta each other for three games, especially if they all go into O.T. ;)
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You don't want OT in these games. Not if you want to keep Mother Earth as it is. :mad: ;)

You're close. I'm saying you teach a man to fish, he'll get others to do the work for him, and benefit from it. His friends benefit, too. Are you my friend? If so, grab a plate! :D

SOH: I don't, except tuna. ;) But I can profit from fish.
 
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willythekid said:
you and happy can can count only the years you want... the rest of the hockey fans out there count all of the years
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During my lifetime, the gophers are better. Who cares what the hostile and abusives did back before they were even a State.
 
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Brenthoven said:
No, you don't understand what I am saying. You say he'll sit on a boat to drink. I say a boat is not required to drink in said fashion, and is an unnecessary step and expense in the drinking procedure. Bluntly, that's less beer money whether you purchase the boat, rent the boat, or even BORROW the boat (the lender is gonna expect some sort of payment, which most often will hold some sort of monetary value, which in other cases could also be used to get more beer).

My Parise, you North Dakotans are stupid.
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sit on a boat AND (not to.....AND) drink beer.

I'll make sure to bring the big box of crayons.
 
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Brenthoven said:
You don't want OT in these games. Not if you want to keep Mother Earth as it is. :mad: ;)

You're close. I'm saying you teach a man to fish, he'll get others to do the work for him, and benefit from it. His friends benefit, too. Are you my friend? If so, grab a plate! :D

SOH: I don't, except tuna. ;) But I can profit from fish.
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Hmmmmm, So it's a Ponzi Scheme based on fishing. Interesting. Better make sure the Coast Guard doesn't find out about it. They'll keel haul ya.:eek:
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
sit on a boat AND (not to.....AND) drink beer.

I'll make sure to bring the big box of crayons.
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Now I don't own a boat, and why the * would I want to invest in a boat?! You don't see that, do you? I don't own a boat. Even if I did, I'd rent it out to "morans" like you who feel the need to rent one to drink beer all weekend, and I'll make a profit!

Anywhichway, you don't even have to fish off of a boat. You can do it from shore. Obviously you aren't a fisherman, otherwise you'd know that. I'm no fisherman either, and I know that! Parise, you are indeed an imbecile. No grand scope. No reasonably thinking, no logic.

So, if I teach others to fish, I can make them fish for me, gather some profit, and as an added benefit not necessary to the mission at hand, but a benefit to the mission at hand: Drink. All. Weekend.

Oh, and guess what? 2 + 2 = 4.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Now I don't own a boat, and why the * would I want to invest in a boat?! You don't see that, do you? I don't own a boat. Even if I did, I'd rent it out to "morans" like you who feel the need to rent one to drink beer all weekend, and I'll make a profit!

Anywhichway, you don't even have to fish off of a boat. You can do it from shore. Obviously you aren't a fisherman, otherwise you'd know that. I'm no fisherman either, and I know that! Parise, you are indeed an imbecile. No grand scope. No reasonably thinking, no logic.

So, if I teach others to fish, I can make them fish for me, gather some profit, and as an added benefit not necessary to the mission at hand, but a benefit to the mission at hand: Drink. All. Weekend.

Oh, and guess what? 2 + 2 = 4.
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If you could put this much spin on a baseball you'd have a better curveball then Bert Blyleven....
 
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Dirty said:
Eh, it's alright. Teaching Hirsch to fish in the middle of a desert, now that was a nightmare. Also in Minneapolis I tried teaching goldy_331 to fish on a bridge but it collapsed. That also sucked.

Sioux in One
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Yeah that's when you tried to molest me, remember B^tch Dirty!!??? No wonder your mother had morning sickness after you were born.
 
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Blackheart said:
What's the over/under of Toni Lucia agreeing to fight someone and then speed skating his ***** off to get behind the ref/daddy? Good times. :)
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Over/under? How 'bout a skate OVER face and UNDER your chin, peabrain?
 
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Dirty said:
Would you like something more than Mini Donuts? Or something different? Do you want Jimmy Johns? If you help me taunt drunks, I'm all for it.

Sioux in One
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You just want to go so you can improve your sex life by having someone pickpocket you.
 
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