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USCHO Cooks: Open Your Mystery Basket.

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I don't even know how this is possible, but I managed to screw up an all-day smoke of baby back ribs. The flavor is amazing but they were tough on the outside and some parts were underdone on the thicker portions. I held 225 and I have no idea where I screwed up.

Ugh.

I smoke ribs a couple times a year and use 265 on the heat for 6 hours max. I have an electric smoker, set time, temp and walk away, just have to put the chips in every hour or so. They have always come out tender and moist and fully cooked.
 
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I am sure it was a cut you've smoked before, but is it possible that not every cut you buy is going to work out exactly the same as all others? Since I've only truly smoked a few times myself (low heat, several hours, lots of smoke) I don't have enough personal history to know if that is a real possibility or not.

First time with ribs. After much internal debate, I think I undercooked them. I'm guessing the temp dipped too much near the end. I should have finished them in the oven for an hour or two at 250. Just like I do my brisket which I've been told (verbatim), "I'd pay good money for that."

The new rub I made (through scientific experimentation, an approach I take with all of my recipes) was spectacular. Not too salty but you could taste it. The heat was there, but it was like a warming pad in the mouth as opposed to searing heat or something that isn't noticeable. I've never used this many ingredients in a rub before, but I don't think I could do it any different in the future. I'd be curious to see how this rub goes on a brisket.
 
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MOTHERF*K OF ALL F*KS

My Kitchenaid stand mixer broke tonight. It was only a year and a half old.

Looks like I'm going to have to perform some open heart surgery and see if I can fix it.
 
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I thought so too. And it's not like I filled the thing with super tough dough well beyond the capacity of the mixer. I made some Italian bread from scratch tonight (four cups of flour for comparison) and about 8 minutes into the knead (on setting 4, so it wasn't cranking away either). It stopped spinning and I could hear it was grinding inside the case. I stopped it and pulled the bread. I turned it on briefly to see if it was just a temporary issue. It started to turn but I can tell something is wrong with the internals. I'm fairly certain it's the worm gear or plastic stress gear that sheared.

Based on a few tutorials online, it's designed to shear to protect the motor and it's fairly easy to repair.

I'm more ****ed that these things come with a one-year warranty. I thought these things carried a five or ten-year warranty.
 
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I thought so too. And it's not like I filled the thing with super tough dough well beyond the capacity of the mixer. I made some Italian bread from scratch tonight (four cups of flour for comparison) and about 8 minutes into the knead (on setting 4, so it wasn't cranking away either). It stopped spinning and I could hear it was grinding inside the case. I stopped it and pulled the bread. I turned it on briefly to see if it was just a temporary issue. It started to turn but I can tell something is wrong with the internals. I'm fairly certain it's the worm gear or plastic stress gear that sheared.

Based on a few tutorials online, it's designed to shear to protect the motor and it's fairly easy to repair.

I'm more ****ed that these things come with a one-year warranty. I thought these things carried a five or ten-year warranty.
I've had way more than 4 cups of flour in mine before, but mine is probably 15 years old so maybe it has metal gears
 
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Well, the whole point of the plastic gear (not cheap plastic by any means) is that it protects the motor from overload or other damage.
 
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They should use a shear pin, much easier to replace than a gear.

Good point. Not sure why they used a gear as the stress relief point. A gear that's buried in the upper housing engulfed by about a pound and a half of semisolid grease.
 
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Have any Michigan people taken a class at <a href="http://www.bakewithzing.com/">Zingerman's</a>? I signed up for a couple in October - they sound fun.
 
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I think I mentioned a few years ago that I had entered a few food items in the Minnesota State Fair. Entered two then and three last year, and last year the pepper relish snuck out a ribbon with a 4th place finish. Which is interesting as it was crap (I really question the competency of the judges in this, but that's a whole different topic). Hadn't made it in years and the vinegar:sugar ratio was too high. Actually dumped the rest out recently since this year's was infinitely better and I needed more jars. But anyway, I turned in some cookies there this morning and did some snooping...this year's pepper relish placed yet again though I don't know where. That category is sort of my baby, though, and I know this year's was really, really good. Anyway, upped it to ten things this year (cookies not pictured) and here they are:

(L to R): Pickles infused with flavors of the world (thai), hot salsa, thimbleberry jam, zucchini relish, cucumber relish, pepper relish, chili sauce, dried fruit (apples), dried vegetable (green beans)

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I have no expectations with this but wouldn't turn things in if I didn't know they were really good (aside from last year's pepper relish, that is). Results will be out Thursday, but a few notes on this just to see how close I am with my take:

1. The pickles have no chance. Slices are too big and my experience tells me the judges don't like that. The flavors turned out awesome. Actually used a bit of fish sauce in the brine and it walks you right through all the flavors in the same order every time. Sweet, orange, hot, onion/garlic, ginger and finally about 30 seconds later, the bit of fish sauce. Really does taste like Thai at the end. Sadly, I came up with a better idea last week but it was too late. Supposed to incorporate an ethnic flavor profile into them and a Mediterranean concept popped in my head. Made them yesterday but haven't tried yet. Kalamata, onion, garlic, sun dried tomato, capers, oregano, basil. Sherry vinegar and white wine vinegar instead of white or apple cider as is typical. If they're good perhaps I'll tweak and try them next year.

2. That pepper relish category is my big one, as years ago I could make some stuff that was awesome. Screwed it up last year and it placed anyway with 94/100, but since I already know this year's placed in some capacity, I really wouldn't be shocked if it won since it's so much better than last year's it isn't even funny. Then again, also wouldn't be shocked with fourth again. Last year I was curious and googled the name of the guy who placed one spot of ahead of me, and it was THIS guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUvp-UaGcM

I needed motivation and said at the time: "this guy annoys me. I'm taking him down." Might have pulled it off this year.

3. The chili sauce. As a few others did I went with a Thai sauce. The other two are way too thin and all their pepper flakes are floating at the top. That's a complete screwup on par with turning in some jam that runs like water. Just flat out inexcusable. If I finish behind either of those the judges are clueless

4. The salsa and jam categories I entered get a huge amount of entries but I know both I put in were really, really good. Got lucky with the salsa as it was a one-time batch I couldn't replicate if I wanted to considering my source of tomatoes. No expectations at all with either, but at least I know I didn't turn in junk.

5. The dried apples and beans. Meh, noticed last year that hardly anyone enters them so looking for a cheap score. Upshot is that both are pretty tasty despite being painfully easy and simple. Cored and sliced the apples thin, dusted with cinnamon, dried and then added some coarse brown sugar to them and bruleed with a torch. As for the beans, coated with a very small amount of olive oil and seasoned with some basic Penzey's seasoned salt and a bit of ground New Mexico Chile prior to drying.

All told, I'm expecting the pepper relish whatever it gets and nothing else :). I actually don't care much about winning and the judging is all over the map anyway, so it seems, but I'm anal and am incapable of trying to stop making things better, so it would admittedly be neat to actually someday score a win in something. Would be a bit of nice payback for blasting through vinegar by the gallon jug. Scammed Restaurant Depot membership I love you so...
 
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Have any Michigan people taken a class at <a href="http://www.bakewithzing.com/">Zingerman's</a>? I signed up for a couple in October - they sound fun.

My wife got me a 3 month bacon of the month club subscription for Xmas last year. Some pretty good stuff.
 
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Just baked 3 lbs of bacon for some stuff coming up. Found a really good tip in some link. Crinkle the foil. Put the foil in the jelly roll slightly longer than needed and scrunched it a bit (first one I balled up and flattened- BAD idea). Really made a difference. Also started with a cold oven. That seemed to make things go a lot smoother- no splatter.
 
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Plath's bacon from Rogers City, MI. I get it about once a year, so Saturday breakfast with the grandparents = Heaven on earth. It made putting up with their 60+ years of married bickering worth it. ;) The pork sausage was very good too.
 
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MOTHERF*K OF ALL F*KS

My Kitchenaid stand mixer broke tonight. It was only a year and a half old.

Looks like I'm going to have to perform some open heart surgery and see if I can fix it.
I didn't think a Kitchen Aid was supposed to break.:eek:
 
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I didn't think a Kitchen Aid was supposed to break.:eek:

My grandma still has and uses the one she got as a wedding gift in 1954. Every year, she swears this will probably be the year it breaks when she's making Christmas cookies. Every year, it lives to make another batch.

Another case of not making a product like they used to.
 
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My grandma still has and uses the one she got as a wedding gift in 1954. Every year, she swears this will probably be the year it breaks when she's making Christmas cookies. Every year, it lives to make another batch.

Another case of not making a product like they used to.
My KitchenAid came from the 70s; I got it as a gift when a friend's mom was going to donate it to the Salvation Army.

Made a beef heart stew Friday. After cleaning the heart of fat and arteries/veins, I cubed it, tossed it with coffee, thyme, cumin, salt, and pepper and threw it in the CrockPot with potatoes, carrots, celery, eggplant, beef stock, and Malbec wine. Turned out great, except the eggplant basically disintegrated. Note to self: unless it's ratatouille, eggplants do not belong in a stew.

As for sweets, I haven't made anything in a few months, but I'm feeling the urge to bake again, and this is what I'll be making:


Light (regular) molasses spice cookies
Robust (stronger) molasses spice cookies
Blackstrap molasses (very strong) spice cookies
Cayenne chocolate chip cookies
Banana-chocolate chip bread and muffins
Oatmeal-walnut-date/raisin/cherry-chocolate cookies (try each dried fruit and see how each tastes)
Sponge toffee covered with a dark chocolate drizzle
Cashew brittle
Maple-pecan pralines
Pumpkin Spiced biscotti
French Nougat
Double chocolate biscotti
Parmesan-black pepper cookies (these were biscotti)
A bacon-chocolate cake with homemade chocolate frosting.
 
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Company coming. Serving the following menu at Mt les Summit Lodge

Hors Oeuvre's- Crackers served with choice of Tapenade, artichoke 'dip', almonds, cheeses)
Salad greens, frizzled Prosciutto and red pepper with Maple Balsamic Vinagrette
Lemon Herb Chicken
Roasted vegetables (summer squash, zucchini, eggplant, carrots, onions, tomatoes roasted separately and served lined up next to each other on the serving dish) with shaved parmesan
Angel Hair Pasta with olive oil, fresh basil and garlic
[Subject to availability and ingenuity of the groundhog- Garden Fresh tomatoes, mozorella, basil and garlic-- the ground hog may win this one]
Cornbread
Desserts- Olive’s Icebox Cake (sponge cake with lemon/orange cream filling), Cookies and brownies
Beverages

Family Style Brunch
Muffins- Blueberry and Apple
Swedish coffee bread
Maple scones, orange scones
Egg dish- Spinach quiche?
Bacon (of course)
Fresh Fruit with yogurt
Orange Juice
Coffee, tea
 
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