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UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already.

That's funny. ;)

What do you tell a girl with two black guys?
Nothing, you told her twice already.


Thankfully my sister told me that joke..:p
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Dirty got one thing right in his life...

Huskies Sweep!
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

While that's an old one, no one should ever joke about rape, period.

Try again :D :

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!



Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Try again :D :

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!



Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Haha, whoever said rape wasn't funny never watched Blazing Saddles.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Yager you're straight up stupid haha...Posting something, realizing you're retarded, then deleting it. PRICELESS!
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

I tried reading through the Winter Carnival thread and there was plenty of that by UMD and Tech fans alike. :D

Helpful hint: every tUMD/MTU series thread follows the third person rule.

And Yager: sigged. :D
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

I tried reading through the Winter Carnival thread and there was plenty of that by UMD and Tech fans alike. :D
UMD fans... meh, so-so. Tech fans, you'll love us, you'll laugh, you'll get 4 free points, you won't pay much... the only thing you won't like about us is the massive alcoholic hangover you'll get after visiting.
 
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