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UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

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Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

I'd like three, Tyler.

Bullet wounds for all!

Huskies Sweep
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Dirty said:
So goon hockey is now crosschecking someone in the kidneys? Well I guess every team is goons in that case.

Waaaaah. Again, this is why no one likes SCSU fans. They whine and whine and whine about every single little thing. Their team acts like goons and they use the tired excuse of "well everyone else does it", as if that makes it OK. Add to this that their examples of other teams being goons are hilariously inaccurate. SCSU fans are complete idiots.

Huskies Sweep
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Get a clue. You are the one on here whining about Marvin. Also, some other loser Sioux fan asked for proof the Sioux took cheap shots. That was your proof right thee in video format.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

After all this *****ing, I hope Marvin destroys another Sue player.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

So did we figure out which Sioux hero is most likely to try and emulate Todd Bertuzzi?
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

scsutommyboy said:
Chased him down.:confused: Bertuzzi chased the guy down, Marvin was just playing aggressive. He didn't chase him down. it all happened in the natural flow of the game. Was it a bad hit? Of course it was, but it was quite fluky the way he got hurt. I think it had a lot to do with the size difference between the two players. The paukovich hit was far worse than Marvin's hit. Paukovich had no reason to cross check the guy and was trying to be cheap.

As for dropping the gloves and man up. It doesn't happen that way in college hockey. If it was the pro's or junior I am sure Marvin would be more than happy to do that. The full face shield pretty much takes fighting out of the game even if he dropped the gloves. The lineman also won't let them fight and will break it up right any way. I don't blame UND fans for being mad about the hit, but he wasn't trying to be cheap which makes it different than Paukovich's hit.
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Hopefully the Sioux will be playing "aggressive" towards Marvin and hopefully there will be no "fluky" injury.

Everytime I see the replay of Marvin's hit on Genoway I wonder how Chay got hurt...it was really "fluky". :rolleyes:
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

nuke said:
Get a clue. You are the one on here whining about Marvin. Also, some other loser Sioux fan asked for proof the Sioux took cheap shots. That was your proof right thee in video format.
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Seriously. Stop whining about Sioux fans. No one wants to read it. And why shouldn't Marvin be chastised? You're OK with his and Raboin's shenanigans at local elementary schools?

Huskies Sweep
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Montelena said:
In the 1997-98 season the Huskies had a first-year defenseman by the name of Chris Zaleski. He had 2 goals and 3 assists in his first 10 games. His potential as a four year player and pro player was excellent. He would have been a four year fixture at DE for SCSU. In his 10th game he was hit high into the boards. He never played another game for SCSU due to issues relating to that injury.

The point is it happens in hockey. Zakeski lost 4 quality years of hockey at SCSU. Many of us feel bad that Genoway has been out this long. However, to isolate the Genoway injury to the extent some of the UND fans have is nonsense.

It's a highly emotional and competitive game on the ice. In the heat of the game dumb things happen. It doesn't mean there was a personal vendetta or intent to hurt someone.

It wouldn't surprise me if someone tried to get some "pay back" this weekend. It's ill advised, dangerous and the wrong thing to do. Just as it is for fans to call for this type of thing.
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And how is this relevant ? Because a SCSU player 12 years ago got hurt in a game it's OK to cheapshot someone ? What Marvin did was cheap and borderlined on intent to injure...there is no other way to put it. So UND should just forget it cause Marvin is sorry...excuse me while I wipe away the tears.

I have no problem if there is some payback this w/e or a future game...in fact I will be disappointed if nothing is done. Those kind of hits have to be answered in kind.
 
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HumRsky said:
North Dakota has a well-established goonerific reputation, but cheap shots are NEVER acceptable. I didn't see the hit, so I don't know if it looked like an intentional cheap shot, or just a poor decision by a kid trying to play hard. I have no problem with North Dakota attempting to retaliate, if they hit him hard and clean. If they put a cheap shot on him, then they are stooping to their stereotype and relinquish their right to complain.
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OK, I get it. It's fine for Marvin to cheap shot, but if UND retaliates with a cheap shot that is wrong. Thanks for clearing that up.

Maybe UND needs to cheapshot a different SCSU player, since that would seem to be OK. SCSU couldn't retaliate cause that would be wrong.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

I can't wait till we cheap shot a Sue player again!

Cheap shot the Sue! Cheap shot the Sue!

Anyone have diesel for my log splitter?
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

brianvf said:
Knight came back from injury for the DU series.
It's sounding like Hextall might make it back for the SCSU series.
If he can make it back, that will be the first time UND has its full complement of players (aside from Genoway) since the Notre Dame tourney. It will be nice to have Hextall back, as he was really starting to find his scoring touch right when he got injured.

Any injuries for SCSU entering the series?
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No injuries for SCSU that I'm aware of.

Dunn's been a sieve lately so it will be interesting to see if Motzko sticks with the goalie rotation. I bet he will, which is why I'm picking the Sioux to win Friday night.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

This just in: Aaron Marvin quits St. Cloud State and will transfer to North Dakota, sit out a year and play for the Sioux in 2011.
 
Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Husky4Life said:
After all this *****ing, I hope Marvin destroys another Sue player.
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No doubt. The SCSU fans just can't stop whining about this incident. :)
Dirty roped them in pretty good. :D

Red Cloud said:
So did we figure out which Sioux hero is most likely to try and emulate Todd Bertuzzi?
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Gotta be Marvin again, even if it is against character.

Dirty Bottles said:
No injuries for SCSU that I'm aware of.

Dunn's been a sieve lately so it will be interesting to see if Motzko sticks with the goalie rotation. I bet he will, which is why I'm picking the Sioux to win Friday night.
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Thanks...more hockey talk! :cool:
I was wondering if we'd see another rotation after Lee got the shutout against UAA on Saturday.
I'm not sure what Hakstol will do in regards to UND's goalies either. Dell has been given more starts recently, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Eidsness both nights.
 
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