Re: Uh-oh, you're in trouble now!
I have a couple that I can't post, in case any law enforcement troll this thread...but there are some that are pretty good.
* Rolled my 4 wheeler over on top of myself coming up out of a ravine. It hurt.
* Some friends and I did what we called "ultimate sledding". We would start at the top of a hill, with 4-6" of snow on the ground, with a hood from an '82 Chrysler New Yorker tied to the back of a 4 wheeler with about 50-70 feet of rope. We'd get going as fast as possible down the hill, in the distance we had, usually 30-40mph, with about 1/4 of the hill left the driver turn sharply to the left, and the hood would go slinging past the 4 wheeler, and start whipping around in circles. Usually we couldn't stay on for a complete revulution, because the centripital forces were too strong and we'd go flying through the air, usually bouncing off frozen gopher mounds. One time the hood came back around and hit a buddy that was just thrown off and already in pain, we thought he broke his leg, but x-rays were negative. Actually, come to the think of it, that was pretty fun, we should try it again this winter.
I have some more I can post at some point