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Uh-oh, you're in trouble now!

St. Clown

Ideas Posted are Likely Not My Own
So I was thinking, as Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 came on my MP3 player, and it reminded me one time of when I got in trouble as a kid. So that sprung this question:

What's the dumbest, stupidest, most ridiculous thing for which you got in trouble as a kid?

Mine? My dad had a tape in his car that was released by some famous orchestra and they were playing songs from Pink Floyd's catalog. When Another Brick in the Wall (they played the full three songs from part 1 to part 2) came on, I was humming along to it, until it came to parts where I knew the lyrics. This is when I was 12 or 13 years old, and I start singing "We don't need no education..." What happens? My dad starts laying into me, chewing me out for having such an ignoble notion. I couldn't figure it out, what did I do wrong? Finally it occurs to me, and I tell him that it's part of the song. He's still steaming, glaring me down for spewing forth such vile from my mouth. This was about a half-hour into a three-hour car ride. It didn't get any better.

My brother gave that tape to my dad at some point (this brother of mine who lived the Floyd lifestyle to its fullest), and my dad really liked it, played it all the time in the car. I don't think he knew one bit of the lyrics to any Pink Floyd song ever written. I'm willing to bet that my brother gave the tape to my dad as some method to bridge a gap. It may have worked for him, but certainly not for me!
 
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I was playing Matador with my younger (by 2 years) brother. I held a towel, yelling Ole! He, on all fours, would charge at the towel.

Then I got the bright idea to hold the towel in front of a wall (about 6 inches of space between the wall and the towel). My mom walked in just as my brother was charging. I have never seen her move so fast, as she scooped him up just as he was about at the point of contact with the towel.
 
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During the Summer Olympics we were all practicing the Fosbury Flop at my house. With no padding. On the driveway. I'm amazed nobody broke his back.
 
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JFC. I could fill this thread by myself.

Like the time I shot a basketball into my babysitter's garage lamp. First hit, bugs fell out. Second hit, bugs fell out. Third through 17th hit, bugs fell out. 18th hit, halogen bulb fell out.

Then there was the time my friend and I set up a haunted house. He wanted me to be a corpse, and sprayed me with something so "I'd smell dead." I didn't find out what the spray was until I got home. The spray in question? RAID. And he had COVERED me with it. 32 ounces of water later, I was fine.

The best one (possible not safe for lunch warning:) I was playing in my friend's yard, when we discovered a squishy spot on the lawn. We started jumping up and down on it like a trampoline, and noticed it got squishier. Then it turned into mud and we were like "Cool! Quicksand!" And that's how I learned what a septic tank was.
 
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JFC. I could fill this thread by myself.

Like the time I shot a basketball into my babysitter's garage lamp. First hit, bugs fell out. Second hit, bugs fell out. Third through 17th hit, bugs fell out. 18th hit, halogen bulb fell out.

Then there was the time my friend and I set up a haunted house. He wanted me to be a corpse, and sprayed me with something so "I'd smell dead." I didn't find out what the spray was until I got home. The spray in question? RAID. And he had COVERED me with it. 32 ounces of water later, I was fine.

The best one (possible not safe for lunch warning:) I was playing in my friend's yard, when we discovered a squishy spot on the lawn. We started jumping up and down on it like a trampoline, and noticed it got squishier. Then it turned into mud and we were like "Cool! Quicksand!" And that's how I learned what a septic tank was.

Ever light a campfire with gasoline?







When it was already lit? Yep. My bro. Gas can on fire, he ran to the river, tossed it in, ring of fire soon after that. Tried to put it out. He swam UNDER the ring to get to shore.
 
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Put a firecracker in a twinkie, lit the firecraker, threw it in the middle of a crowd of people. I would do it again though.
 
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Ever light a campfire with gasoline?

Had an idiot friend do it with Coleman fuel (same difference), about 8 feet behind my back whilst I was night fishing along a creek bank. I should have just killed the little phocker. Thinking back, though, the scare dam near killed him.
 
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Had an idiot friend do it with Coleman fuel (same difference), about 8 feet behind my back whilst I was night fishing along a creek bank. I should have just killed the little phocker. Thinking back, though, the scare dam near killed him.

I convinced my 5 y/o brother to shake up Dad's beer before he gave it to him. I told him it was to mix up the beer so nothing settled out. I got ratted out.
 
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11 year old's version of a homemade explosive. Pinching all the powder out of circle caps and putting it into a cardboard tube. Worked great the first time. The second time when it exploded on my friend's hand during the building stage, not so good :)
 
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This one time I hit my sister in the head with a horseshoe because I liked the sound it made.
 
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I talked my brother to give my father a chocolate coconut egg from the garbage on Easter about 12 years ago. Father was not pleased when he found out it had been trashed before he got it.
 
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Sobering thought for the thread:

I was a little terror in elementary school. Randomly hitting people, pulling Street Fighter moves on people, learning what the middle finger meant and then spending the rest of the week flipping off every single person I met, dumping cups of water on girls' heads after losing board games to them, telling my 6th grade teacher "bite me," etc. However, most of it resulted in a firm lecture, a stay in the principal's office, the teacher telling my parents what had happened (or worse, making me do it myself,) or being sent home for the day. The worst cases involved my dad taking me over his knee. And it worked just fine. Now imagine a kid doing that in one of today's elementary schools.

I remember one incident where we were running laps around the gym, and I started pointing finger pistols while I did laps like I was one of the guys from Contra. Gym teacher knew I was a hyperactive, rambunctious little snot, but didn't mean anyone any harm. She just took me aside and explained very sternly to me exactly why you do not farking do that, and I got the message. Had that happened today, I would have probably found myself expelled, if not arrested.

Me circa 1992 would not have made it through elementary school in 2011.
 
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This one time I hit my sister in the head with a horseshoe because I liked the sound it made.
Wouldn't you have to have hit her at least twice? Once to find out what the sound was, and the 2nd because you liked it.
 
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This thread is fun so far, I got the impression from the first post though that he didn't mean 'stupid things I did,' he meant 'things that it's stupid I got in trouble for.' In that vein, in first grade I got sent to the principal's office because a kid told the teacher I had taken popcorn before a popcorn party even though I had taken only one, ONE, kernel. Dumb. Now continue telling me how stupid you were :-)
 
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I was playing Matador with my younger (by 2 years) brother. I held a towel, yelling Ole! He, on all fours, would charge at the towel.

Then I got the bright idea to hold the towel in front of a wall (about 6 inches of space between the wall and the towel). My mom walked in just as my brother was charging. I have never seen her move so fast, as she scooped him up just as he was about at the point of contact with the towel.
You too?

However, my Mom was not anywhere near us. The wall still had a dent when we sold the house.
 
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Stupid thing we did: played Smear The Queer on asphalt. Hey, it was during winter, so there was SOME snow on the parking lot.

Why we got in trouble: it was an incredibly stupid idea.
 
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