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UAA @ UA_ It's Never Too Early to Start The Sports Hate

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I'd love to, but I'll be sinking into the Maui sand after multiple Big Swell IPA's.

I see the trade off …………….. “Honey if I take you to Maui for a week can I drive to _airbanks by myself during February when it’s – 40 below and hang out with all my buddies for 3 day’s" ? I have a good tent.
 
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More like 10 days.

10 days in a tent at -40 in the burg on the edge of nowhere will for sure freeze your brain.
Maybe you can pick up a tent heater while shopping with the dump bears at one of the transfer stations.
 
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The "F U Lady" is hogging up the only computer at the library.

Just to update:
they just recently replaced that Commodore 64 (deemed too slow) with a 1987 model Tandy 1000 Series.
This has brought them up to what in _airbanks passes for up to date.
Now the only thing holding them back is a lack of dimes to feed the pay phone for what in the burg on the edge of nowhere is considered a speedy connection.
 
Just to update:
they just recently replaced that Commodore 64 (deemed too slow) with a 1987 model Tandy 1000 Series.
This has brought them up to what in _airbanks passes for up to date.
Now the only thing holding them back is a lack of dimes to feed the pay phone for what in the burg on the edge of nowhere is considered a speedy connection.

You should know by now that gold and wolf pelts are the preferred currency of the far north.
 
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You should know by now that gold and wolf pelts are the preferred currency of the far north.

Far north maybe ............. but 358 miles northeast of normal according to the Alaska State Troopers show, it changes. .......Meth and Crack is the gold and fur of _airbanks with stolen firewood as change if needed for the transaction.
 
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Far north maybe ............. but 358 miles northeast of normal according to the Alaska State Troopers show, it changes. .......Meth and Crack is the gold and fur of _airbanks with stolen firewood as change if needed for the transaction.

I guess you haven't been through Fairview lately.
 
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I guess you haven't been through Fairview lately.

Fairview, an area not ashamed of the F in their name like some hockey teams are ashamed of their hometown. Home of Scotty Gomez, a first class hospital and a regional airport. All things which are missing from the burg on the edge of nowhere.
Clean fresh air, not an outdoors woodstove to be seen. But they are lacking in a dump to scavenge in, like several areas in _airbanks.
All in all a fairly American place.
 
Fairview, an area not ashamed of the F in their name like some hockey teams are ashamed of their hometown. Home of Scotty Gomez, a first class hospital and a regional airport. All things which are missing from the burg on the edge of nowhere.
Clean fresh air, not an outdoors woodstove to be seen. But they are lacking in a dump to scavenge in, like several areas in _airbanks.
All in all a fairly American place.

Pretty sure Gomez, the airport, and hospital are in Airport Heights.
 
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Don't mix me up with those Wasillabillies from the wrong side of the tracks.
You're not even supposed to be here right now when your dump bears are tied up in the second with those guys from waaaay down South
Edit: tied going into the 3rd
2nd edit: while you were over here screwing around those Southern boys tied ya
 
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Don't mix me up with those Wasillabillies from the wrong side of the tracks.

Who are you kidding. ..................It's like North Pole.......there’s no “right side of the tracks”..................
 
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I guess you haven't been through Fairview lately.

In Fairview, unlike Greater _airbanks Area. ........ You can go and knock on any door and solicit to use their toilet and you will experience a flush toilet and running hot water to wash your hands.
In both places you might want to pack some paperwork and a clean long sleeve carhart shirt to dry off on, but for the most part likely not needed.
 
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Merry Christmas to all the fans of the teams of the 49th hope you have a safe and good time this Holiday season.
 
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