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TRP: Will Wh*re for Pancakes

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Beer Pong Horn said:
And yet both of you are still single, with no prospect of introducing your dicks to anything but your right hands.
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I have prospects of the attractive female variety.

The only people that are BOXes here are Brent (for thinking my situation was at all comparable to his) and you (for thinking I have no prospects at all like him). :p

And Brent? You were in the UP. That counts as something bad happening. :D
 
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Just got the news: I now have a first cousin, once removed! Pretty proud of my cousin starting up his family. :)
 
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alright, let's get the facts straight here.

Neither Brent nor Bakunin get *ss. The most stimulation Brent gets is when his forklift seat is vibrating. And Bakunin flirts with married chicks and gets nowhere. Neither of them care, neither of them have any game, and both think the other is an epic failure.

Meanwhile, Commie didn't MNS in Denver; he got c*ckblocked by some other hookers in the bar. But the yellow suit does no justice to him and needs to be removed from his wardrobe. Brent, because he doesn't care, is at the point where having some chick with massive knockers in his view = a productive weekend. He doesn't try, so technically he doesn't fail. Still makes him a vag though.

Both of them have associated with MNS, which has permanently tainted them and their skills forever.
 
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OK, I lied. Women were part of the reason my weekend was crappy. Sports were just the foremost thing on my mind yesterday evening. Meh.
 
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jmh said:
OK, I lied. Women were part of the reason my weekend was crappy. Sports were just the foremost thing on my mind yesterday evening. Meh.
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you know what cures those blues?

Jack Daniels
 
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Friday night at my show, there was this ... moderately overweight chick giving me the eyes. Not one to discriminate, I totally would have hit on her and slipped out back for some fun, but the look she gave me had this kind of... hungry vibe to it. Not hungry for the cack, but for food.

Fearing going the way of the male preying mantis, I stayed away.
 
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O'Hare Airport will be providing a way for passengers who want to keep their "banned" items when going through security searches:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-il-airportsecurity-m,0,1151185.story

The department says it has brought back an automated mail system to provide travelers with an option to retain personal items not allowed through security checkpoints at O'Hare. The Mail Safe Express system allows passengers to mail home liquids and other items via the United States Postal Service.

Each Mail Safe Express kiosk provides a one-stop packaging, payment and vaulted drop-off station that allows passengers to mail items to domestic or international addresses.
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So, one of my friends posted this on Facebook:
"Fun game: name a movie title that sounds like it's about taking a dump."

I figured I'd reprise it here, since it sounds like our kind of humor.

Previous titles include: There Will Be Blood; Midnight Run; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; James and the Giant Peach; Any Which Way But Loose; Chicken Run; Superbad; In the Line of Fire; Cool Runnings; The Rock; Brick; Like Water for Chocolate; Rocky; Final Destination; Heat; The Fast and the Furious; The Burbs; Unstoppable; Alien; Raging Bull; Unforgiven; The Great Escape; Dumbo Drop; It Happened One Night; Internal Affair; The Green Mile; The Hulk; Bend It Like Beckham; Mr. Soft Touch; and Titanic.
 
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