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TRP: These Ides Have Seen A Lot Of Loves...

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jmh said:
What does a jar of salsa sound like? I mean, doesn't it depend on what you're doing to the salsa?
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It kinda depends what you're doing with the loose ***** too. The noise it makes, I mean. :D
 
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I don't know if any of you remember a story from 2005 that Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend disappeared off a fishing boat. There was a very involved search for him, etc. Well, apparently, he's been found. Not that any of you care. I just thought that kind of stuff happened in soap operas.
 
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Scarlet said:
I don't know if any of you remember a story from 2005 that Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend disappeared off a fishing boat. There was a very involved search for him, etc. Well, apparently, he's been found. Not that any of you care. I just thought that kind of stuff happened in soap operas.
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That is weird. I wonder if he told Olivia back then, if not hes a douche.
 
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Scarlet said:
I don't know if any of you remember a story from 2005 that Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend disappeared off a fishing boat. There was a very involved search for him, etc. Well, apparently, he's been found. Not that any of you care. I just thought that kind of stuff happened in soap operas.
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He showed up - splashing around?
 
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Twitch Boy said:
He showed up - splashing around?
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That. Is. Awesome. I'm stealing it for another board.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Wheeee! I'm winged. Have a pinched ulnar nerve (aka) funny bone, and am in a sling for a week, with orders to not use my arm at all, period, no exceptions.

1. This should go over wonderfully at work since I kinda need both arms to do my job.
2. Typing with one hand sucks.
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That sucks. :( How did you manage to do that.

In regards to #1) I would think this falls under the FMLA... Unless you work for a lot smaller company than I think you do, they really can't complain too much.
 
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legal_hit said:
That sucks. :( How did you manage to do that.

In regards to #1) I would think this falls under the FMLA... Unless you work for a lot smaller company than I think you do, they really can't complain too much.
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I have no clue how I did it. :o It didn't affect anything I did, this is more preventative/nipping it in the bud.

And I didn't mean for the work thing to come out like that. It's just there's only one other guy who knows my main job, and for forklift jockeys (my secondary area) we're already short a guy because of knee surgery. And work is insanely busy.
 
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Brenthoven said:
I have no clue how I did it. :o It didn't affect anything I did, this is more preventative/nipping it in the bud.

And I didn't mean for the work thing to come out like that. It's just there's only one other guy who knows my main job, and for forklift jockeys (my secondary area) we're already short a guy because of knee surgery. And work is insanely busy.
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That sucks but I think Yager has you beat check his facebook and see his ankle after he rolled it tonight in our floor hockey game
 
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Obviously he hurt it by jerking off with that hand too much.
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
Well, Twitch provided a creative demonstration of the "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" metaphor. Anyone care to attempt this one??

(208): She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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JF_Gophers said:
You can see this with any "veteran" porn actress?
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Ever watch HBO when they had that series with the porn chick Katie Morgan? She mentioned on there once that she became tighter as she did porn because the muscles in the-lady-parts-not-to-be-named-on-USCHO got more use, therefore stronger, and ergo she made for a better ride. Go figure.
 
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Double Post.

How is it that all the spammers seem to know that I have a small wang and can't get it up? They must have spies.
 
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St. Clown said:
Double Post.

How is it that all the spammers seem to know that I have a small wang and can't get it up? They must have spies.
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I bet they are the same ones who think I need bigger boobs and need to lose weight.
 
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