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To whoever sent the rep to my previous post, GLM looking at you, that's exactly the problem. Argh. :o
 
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Hammer said:
That's better than the party I went to yesterday. It began and ended with the couple throwing the party fighting with each other. And both arguments were not nice fights, either. If these two aren't careful, they're headed for divorce court. Family members were getting dragged into this thing, and I suspect that this was the opening act that evening. I didn't hang around to find out what happened next. You could sense the disturbance in the force.
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I went to a Jack and Jill party once (like a combined bachelor/bachelorette party). I had grown up with the girl, and our mothers were best friends. The groom had been drinking a bit, and he was playing volleyball. The guy is a contractor, and has had several knee surgeries. At some point, he slipped in the mud and tweaked his knee [at this point, I'll note that having been in that moment where you know you've just ****ed up a recurring injury again, I know it can be stressful]. He's limping around, and his elderly mother-in-law-to-be (who my wife and I were sitting with at the time) tries to lighten the mood by saying something about it being a good thing he wasn't a horse, because we'd have to shoot him. He screams at the top of his lungs, "SHUT UP, YOU [RHYMES WITH DUCKING ITCH]!!!!" Very awkward. For a good 10 seconds there was no sound at all, and then everyone remembered they had to go home for one reason or another...
 
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I'm catching up on Californication. Halfway through now. So he can go * himself.
 
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