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TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

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Hammer said:
No, I've seen Gibber and Red Cloud around here. I suspect we'll see Ciskie around here again someday.
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Mind fart.

Thought RC was someone called "RC" not Red Cloud.
 
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You know, that crossed my mind the first time.
 
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So there's this girl I know. Total sweetheart; truly she has a good heart. She's just.. stupid as a bag of pudding. Like, really really stupid. Epically stupid. So stupid I can't believe she didn't forget to breath one day and suffocate.

Anyway, almost a year ago she was diagnosed with cancer (non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma I believe, but could be wrong). She underwent treatment and is now fully cancer free. I'm happy for her. Seriously happy. I wouldn't wish harm upon her in a million years and was utterly relieved when I got the news that she was going to be ok.

But now she's discovered this new purpose in life: living it and making the most of every day. And telling everyone. Constantly. I had to hide her on facebook she was so insufferable. She'd make about 7-8 long winded posts a day about how important... something was, and how glad she is that she had her "awakening" and now realizes it. She's like that recovering addict who won't SHUT THE **** ABOUT about how many days they've been drug free and how every day is a gift and blahblahblah.

Am I a bad person for just being so irritated by her now? I'm happy for her, that she's well and has a new lease on life. I wish death on very few people and she's really, really far from that list. I just wish she'd... you know. Shut up.
 
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Swansong said:
Am I a bad person for just being so irritated by her now? I'm happy for her, that she's well and has a new lease on life. I wish death on very few people and she's really, really far from that list. I just wish she'd... you know. Shut up.
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You could simultaneously help her live life and shut her up, you know.
 
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But then I'd hear her talk before and after. No deal.
 
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Swansong said:
But then I'd hear her talk before and after. No deal.
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(edited because the last ones looked like a suppository or something)
 
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Swansong said:
lots of crap about an attention-grabbing hooker...
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I say flood her mouth with man juice repeatedly. Then she'll post endlessly about that on fb instead - how her new lease on life has led her to a higher calling - giving great head. It's a message women can really wrap themselves around...
 
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I'm fairly certain those would dissolve after 5 seconds of her babbling.

The funny thing is that she has always fancied herself as this... sort of philosopher. I saw a personal ad she put up once saying how she was bored with people and needed someone for "deep conversations". But of course she's never read anything and a "deep conversation" to her is something normal people would have if we're stoned out of our minds.

Now that she has this new found outlook it's gone into overdrive.
 
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Bakunin said:
I say flood her mouth with man juice repeatedly. Then she'll post endlessly about that on fb instead - how her new lease on life has led her to a higher calling - giving great head. It's a message women can really wrap themselves around...
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She does have tremendous boobs. I have no idea if she still has it, but she used to have a pretty neat hood piercing (we did a "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing at a party once).

Speaking of that, hood piercings are TONS of fun.
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Swansong said:
I'm fairly certain those would dissolve after 5 seconds of her babbling.

The funny thing is that she has always fancied herself as this... sort of philosopher. I saw a personal ad she put up once saying how she was bored with people and needed someone for "deep conversations". But of course she's never read anything and a "deep conversation" to her is something normal people would have if we're stoned out of our minds.

Now that she has this new found outlook it's gone into overdrive.
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You're ignoring Bakunin's suggestion, I see.
 
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A friend of mine used to bang her. Said she was never that special.
 
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Well, when she showed me her vag, that part was bald. :D
 
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