TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

[pardonme]

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That is stupid since you can buy vanilla extract already made.

Yeah yeah yeah. I assume she did it b/c its cheaper this way. This Mets-Pirates game is really boring.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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Stupid wife bought the cheapest crap she could find b/c she wanted it to make vanilla extract.

Even I know better. Oh wait...I am a vodka drinker when I drink the hard liquor. I do have a standard. How do you think Mr. wore Black and I hooked up? Vodka is the answer.

 

[JF_Gophers]

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Yeah yeah yeah. I assume she did it b/c its cheaper this way. This Mets-Pirates game is really boring.

You should buy a 2nd good bottle of vodka and tell her it's actually more expensive to make at home since you had to get that new bottle for consumption.

Mets/Pirates battle for last place!

 

[jmh]

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White Russians are not as good with really really ****ty vodka.

I'm told you can run bad vodka through a Brita filter (or something comparable) and it turns out somewhat better than it started.

So there's a standup comedian on Comedy Central now who has cerebral palsy, and his entire routine is making fun of himself. That's different.

 

[pardonme]

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I'm told you can run bad vodka through a Brita filter (or something comparable) and it turns out somewhat better than it started.

So there's a standup comedian on Comedy Central now who has cerebral palsy, and his entire routine is making fun of himself. That's different.

Is it the guy from the whole get your own show on oprah debacle? (I think his name is zach anner)

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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I'm told you can run bad vodka through a Brita filter (or something comparable) and it turns out somewhat better than it started.

I believe Mythbusters proved that only partially correct. A professional taster correctly ordered each filtering, but everyone admitted that even sending cheap vodka through a Brita filter ten times won't magically make it respectable.

So there's a standup comedian on Comedy Central now who has cerebral palsy, and his entire routine is making fun of himself. That's different.

Josh Blue

 

[bostonewe]

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Stupid wife bought the cheapest crap she could find b/c she wanted it to make vanilla extract.

Then she might want to double check her recipe since extract is usually made with clear rum.

That is stupid since you can buy vanilla extract already made.

Most vanilla available in stores is vanilla flavoring or imitation vanilla. Real vanilla extract adds incredible depth to baked goods. Plus, you get the shavings of the bean (think high-quality vanilla ice cream with the tiny black specks in it), which increases flavor.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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I'm told you can run bad vodka through a Brita filter (or something comparable) and it turns out somewhat better than it started.

So there's a standup comedian on Comedy Central now who has cerebral palsy, and his entire routine is making fun of himself. That's different.

1) Mythbusters proved it wrong
2) Isn't Josh Blue awesome?!

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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I believe Mythbusters proved that only partially correct. A professional taster correctly ordered each filtering, but everyone admitted that even sending cheap vodka through a Brita filter ten times won't magically make it respectable.

Yup - you really need a fairly tall charcoal column to redistill it, to allow the fusel alcohols to separate properly. My roommate had one, and distilled his own alcohol on occasion. (Larry, for F2B&G's benefit)

 

[jmh]

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I believe Mythbusters proved that only partially correct. A professional taster correctly ordered each filtering, but everyone admitted that even sending cheap vodka through a Brita filter ten times won't magically make it respectable.

Sure, it won't make it good, but it will make it not-as-bad.

Something I bought to drink that's cheap that is not awful: Trader Joe's store brand beer.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Something I bought to drink that's cheap that is not awful: Trader Joe's store brand beer.

I'll have to make a note of that. There is a Trader Joe's on my way home from work.

 

[JF_Gophers]

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Sure, it won't make it good, but it will make it not-as-bad.

Something I bought to drink that's cheap that is not awful: Trader Joe's store brand beer.

I'll have to make a note of that. There is a Trader Joe's on my way home from work.

I'm lucky. The Liquor store is only a block away from my house while anywhere else is much farther than that.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Stupid wife bought the cheapest crap she could find b/c she wanted it to make vanilla extract.

throw her down a flight of stairs as punishment

Then she might want to double check her recipe since extract is usually made with clear rum.

Most vanilla available in stores is vanilla flavoring or imitation vanilla. Real vanilla extract adds incredible depth to baked goods. Plus, you get the shavings of the bean (think high-quality vanilla ice cream with the tiny black specks in it), which increases flavor.

you're such a buzzkill.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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I'm lucky. The Liquor store is only a block away from my house while anywhere else is much farther than that.

There's a good party store five minutes from here, but I didn't know Trader Joe's had their own brew, and I'm always looking to try new ones.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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This is always what I missed most about living in Wisconsin. Everything is less than 5 minutes away, including liquor stores. 10 minutes if you are too drunk and start walking to the store. There is nothing like going to the grocery store just to buy beer. No wonder I am back.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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This is always what I missed most about living in Wisconsin. Everything is less than 5 minutes away, including liquor stores. 10 minutes if you are too drunk and start walking to the store. There is nothing like going to the grocery store just to buy beer. No wonder I am back.

good. stay there.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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good. stay there.

Tell my husband that. Then I will.

 

[St. Clown]

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I don't think we know if he/she has actually had the final operation yet. Nor do we want to know. Another reason to not pick up a "chick" in Marquette.

Working with the HRC chick sitting behind me, I actually have heard some rudimentary things on this. The process takes a long while, between five and ten years, on average. It's two years of hormone therapy, in order to turn the guy bat chit crazy... Also, s/he needs to save up about $20,000 - $5k for the top, and $15k for the real slice and dice.

(HRC = Human Rights Campaign, a misnomer that should actually be GRC for Gay Rights Campaign. The HRC is also the group of dillholes that made a big, national deal out of Target giving $150k (and Best Buy for $100k) to a group promoting lower corporate taxes in MN, and subsequently has made fund raising impossible for itself. See, they don't understand that people like Target, unlike other discount retailers, and therefore are not donating to them. Add to that, other retailers are looking at that attack and thus not donating items to their silent auctions for their annual dinners. Even gaymo people people are donating less than they otherwise have during the recession because they like Target and Best Buy, since both companies are known for being gaymo-friendly employers, offering same-sex benefits, just like for those with "real" marriages. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you...)

 

[Swansong]

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Yeah, Haunted was banned. Definitely glad that guy's gone...

Sounds like a real coont. I hope he dies in a tragic but hilarious boating accident.


Anyway, made a weird concoction of lemon pepper chicken, beef, italian dressing and rice. Pretty god****ed awesome if I do shay sho myshelf. Ladyfriend will be here in a little bit for some sexy time.

Also bought a bottle of Jameson today. I've always been a scotch guy, but over the past year I've branched out into bourbon and the Irish forms of whiskey. Mmm whisk(e)y...

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Anyway, made a weird concoction of lemon pepper chicken, beef, italian dressing and rice. Pretty god****ed awesome if I do shay sho myshelf. Ladyfriend will be here in a little bit for some sexy time.

putting it in her butt?