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TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

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dxmnkd316 said:
what the hell...?
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Yeah, he came back for the wedding, found that he was really nervous amongst crowds, and he was scheduled to be a groomsman. That isn't happening anymore. :(
 
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Brenthoven said:
Yeah, he came back for the wedding, found that he was really nervous amongst crowds, and he was scheduled to be a groomsman. That isn't happening anymore. :(
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Man, that's sad... Sorry to hear that.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
Man, that's sad... Sorry to hear that.
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I think the finger guy was weirder. We get a call about 2 hours before the reception:

"Yeah, Steve got his finger smashed, and part of it is missing."

1/2 hour later:

"Not gonna make it; he's in surgery right now."

So now his middle finger is now as long as his ring finger. It looks really disgusting. :D
 
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I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but after hearing the finger story and drinking stories, I'd bet my bottom dollar this is in wisconsin
 
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MarkEagleUSA said:
Oops... :o
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Don't feel bad, only the peeps who have been here a long time know this, and most of them have probably forgotten.

Brenthoven said:
Yeah, he came back for the wedding, found that he was really nervous amongst crowds, and he was scheduled to be a groomsman. That isn't happening anymore. :(
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That sucks. I am so sorry to hear this.

Hope the other guy heals ok. :)
 
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Brenthoven said:
Tally so far:

One groomsman was 3 hours late, so missed the rehearsal.
One groomsman, 1/2 hour from the end of his shift at work, lost part of his finger, so just arrived today.
One bridesmaid didn't get a notification of rehearsal, so she missed it.
One groomsman who just got back from Afghanistan is freaking out amongst crowds, so he had to back out at the last minute.

So far, so good. :o
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Which are you, the missing finger or the 3 hours late? :p
 
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He'd make a much bigger deal about missing a finger - it might disrupt his ability to write checks. :p
 
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Well, guy from Afghanistan made the reception along with a war buddy (who got shot 5 times over there; we got to see the bullet wound marks). Pretty much stayed within his comfort zone but at least he made it.

Reception had free Spotted Cow all night. Yeah. :D

We hit the bars after the reception ended. Best worst idea ever.

Learned a new tradition last night: apparently, men drop trou in the Piano Man circle. I refused, so an attractive single girl decided to take my pants down for me. Unfortunately, that was all she was doing. :( But it was funny to see. And then a buddy's wife fanagled her panties off from under her dress, and shouted "hey, girls can do this too!" Classic.

Only in Wisconsin.
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
How many dead deer were ravaged in the aftermath?
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By my guess, a "piano man circle" is code for "gangbanging a dead deer"... so just one in this case - unless "we hit the bars after the reception ended" is also code for *'ing more dead deer - which could certainly be the case since wisconsinites have an insatiable appetite for that sort of thing.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Learned a new tradition last night: apparently, men drop trou in the Piano Man circle. I refused, so an attractive single girl decided to take my pants down for me. Unfortunately, that was all she was doing. :( But it was funny to see. And then a buddy's wife fanagled her panties off from under her dress, and shouted "hey, girls can do this too!" Classic.

Only in Wisconsin.
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A coworker of mine tells me that they do the same thing when Sweet Caroline comes on. He was introduced to that while attending St. John's U. in MN. Ironically, he grew up in WI.
 
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What possesses a dumpy, overweight man to wear a tshirt that says "My balls itch" to the grocery store?
 
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Brenthoven said:
Learned a new tradition last night: apparently, men drop trou in the Piano Man circle. I refused, so an attractive single girl decided to take my pants down for me. Unfortunately, that was all she was doing. :( But it was funny to see. And then a buddy's wife fanagled her panties off from under her dress, and shouted "hey, girls can do this too!" Classic.

Only in Wisconsin.
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St. Clown said:
A coworker of mine tells me that they do the same thing when Sweet Caroline comes on. He was introduced to that while attending St. John's U. in MN. Ironically, he grew up in WI.
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And like I've been saying for years: Upper Midwesterners are WEIRD.
 
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