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TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

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Sloe Gin said:
JMH, I'm sure there will be enough people around that will have cars that will take you *kers around. :p

Anyone in Hartford?
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Sorry, I didn't see this until today, we're 45 minutes SE of Hartford.

Brenthoven said:
Next up:

Good, clean, upstanding lawyers.
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Scarlet said:
Aw, come one now. I have to believe that jmh showers on a regular basis.
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Even if he doesn't, I do.

Yes, I'm still a lawyer. That doesn't change unless you get disbarred or withdraw from the bar altogether.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Well, you need a little better timing than that. You have to pick them off between the point of drunkeness and the point of puking.
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You hold their hair while they puke and you hold it while they blow you.

Legal, you don't strike me as the type that would withdraw from any bar willingly. ;) :D
 
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Apparently I'm not the only one who's had this thought before:

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So I'm on my home from work. Go into the left turn lane to get onto the highway, and am about 50 feet from the light, which just turned green.

There's a blonde whore driving a Mercedes (she couldn't have been older than 30), and the bass is bumpin'. She hasn't moved by the time I get behind her.

So I lightly/politely tap my horn. Nothing. So I give the horn a double-tap. Nothing. I lay on the horn for a good 4-5 seconds. NOTHING. Of course, the light turns red at that point.

A couple seconds later, she looks up from whatever she was doing, and does the "the light should change any second because I've been here a while" creep forward.

YOU DUMB *ING SKANK B*! Maybe if you weren't trying to find your favorite song, or fingering yourself, or whatever the * you were doing, you would have made the last light! I half-thought about laying on the horn the instant the light turned green again, just to p* her off. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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Well this is neat. There's an AIC tribute band around here called Nutshell. I played with them last fall, coincidentally. They absolutely SLEW. I lost my voice singing along with them.

Anyway, the singer for my metal band asks if I knew any AIC songs for a potential fill-in gig this Saturday afternoon (same day as a show with that singer later on). I talk to the guitarist, and apparently it's the same band. Good money too! AIC just kind of happens to be a long-time favorite for me, so I probably already know most of the tunes they'll play.
 
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Nice. I remember them...definitely good stuff .
 
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Obviously:

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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.



I think I'd rather drink Lysol:

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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.



bbdl? (to be fair, he DID try to pay with a Blockbuster card one night):

(724):
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.



This could be any one of us:

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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was ****ed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
 
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In case anyone in here is feeling down about themselves, just keep reminding yourself you're not this guy, and cheer up.
 
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bostonewe said:
Nice. I remember them...definitely good stuff .
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Yeah they were terrific. The more I listen to the newer AIC stuff (haven't learned but one song off the newest album), the more I'm really psyched about this. Hmm. 3 bands? Sure!
 
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Meh. That song is the single most overplayed song in the history of mankind. I just completely got burnt out from it.
 
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I take it back. I am able to extract some joy from it when the Tigers are in town and I get to boo the hell out of them when they say detroit.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
Meh. That song is the single most overplayed song in the history of mankind. I just completely got burnt out from it.
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But it's so catchy, and the backup homegrown "lyrics" help, too.

And for someone who admittedly joins The Wave, your opinion really doesn't count anyway.:p
 
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Sweet jeebus. You guys act like participating in the wave is tantamount to infanticide.

Oh yeah, did I also mention I like to club baby seals, push elderly women into busy intersections, and steal candy from young children?
 
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