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TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

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bostonewe said:
Link for the lazy
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Tattoo is nice, body looks nice, thong looks awesome.
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Bakunin said:
That's a bad threeway.
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Well, he was only physically there one time. I've watched enough porn to see a fully naked man and not even notice him. I stayed on one side of her, he stayed on the other. His girlfriend, though, sure liked it. Man, she had us locked on like finger cuffs, to borrow a line. Anyway, that girl and I had private times too.

Not saying I'd do that thing again, but it was neat to experience. Once.
 
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But alas, I was single then. While my girlfriend and I enjoy being debaucherous very much, we do not share anymore.
 
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Sloe Gin said:
still bad
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Bakunin said:
That's a bad threeway.
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See below.
Swansong said:
Well, he was only physically there one time. I've watched enough porn to see a fully naked man and not even notice him. I stayed on one side of her, he stayed on the other. His girlfriend, though, sure liked it. Man, she had us locked on like finger cuffs, to borrow a line. Anyway, that girl and I had private times too.

Not saying I'd do that thing again, but it was neat to experience. Once.
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Sometimes you have to take one for the team and do something nice for the ladyfriend, maybe she'd then return the favor :p
 
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In very, very different news, the bassist for a band I quite enjoy (Borknagar, for the no one who cares) is talking about his crazy hand-built 8-string basses on another board I post on. That's pretty neat. I love talking gear with musicians.

:/dork:
 
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Swansong said:
Well, he was only physically there one time. I've watched enough porn to see a fully naked man and not even notice him. I stayed on one side of her, he stayed on the other. His girlfriend, though, sure liked it. Man, she had us locked on like finger cuffs, to borrow a line. Anyway, that girl and I had private times too.

Not saying I'd do that thing again, but it was neat to experience. Once.
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I've.... I've read far too much here.
 
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Swansong said:
You say that, but you don't mean it...


I don't know who either of those people are.
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Cohee Lundin: [Explaining how Alyssa's High-School nickname "Finger-Cuffs" came to be] Alyssa Jones? **** I know Alyssa Jones, I mean I KNOW Alyssa Jones! Know what I'm sayin'? Me and Rick Darris used to hang around her house after school and **** cause her parents were like never home and ****. One day Rick just whips it out and starts rubbin it on her leg and ****, starts chasin her around the living room. I was dyin. But you know what the crazy ***** did? She drops to her knees and she just starts suckin him off. Right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there man. I almost died. But that's not the ****ed up part. The ****ed up part was Rick, man, right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he says 'Cohee!' Just like that, 'Co-Hee!' So I'm like, "Yo ill give it a shot." So I start pullin' her pants down and ****. All slow cause I'm figurin' any minute she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth and **** right? But yo check this **** out man. Shes all into it. She doesn't even try to stop me or nothin'. Shes all wet and **** and I just start going to work, Know what I'm sayin? Me and Rick are just going to town on this crazy ***** and shes just loving it, all moaning and ****, it was ****ed up! So Ricks the one that came up with the nickname, cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-****ed Chinese finger cuffs!
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Oh, duh.

Yeah this chick, while cool, looked nothing like Alyssa Jones. I still rogered her good though!
 
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Swansong said:
Oh, duh.

Yeah this chick, while cool, looked nothing like Alyssa Jones. I still rogered her good though!
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You should give a good jolly rogering to Sioux Techie.

That means you shout like a pirate all throughout it.
 
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No idea who that is.


Anyway, if you're looking for too much info, perhaps I could mention that I've been pondering getting a Jacob's Ladder done?
 
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