TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

[jmh]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Maybe he just hoped the magnet would kill all your sperm.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

I know what he meant. I went in a different direction.

And I don't want to be boxed in any relation to SCuM. I like my nether regions to not be burning. It's a good feeling.

MNS: Son, the stuff I have forgotten you still don't know.

You wouldn't go for SCuM's box?

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

You wouldn't go for SCuM's box?

Not unless I had a lead condom.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

You wouldn't go for SCuM's box?

*raises hand*

I would.

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

*raises hand*

I would.

You'd go for a cardboard box with animal hair glued to it.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Not unless I had a lead condom.

Ah, can't get it up. Common problem, but I've never heard of anyone using a metal condom as a substitute.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

You'd go for a cardboard box with animal hair glued to it.

Not true...I turned that down already, remember?

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

You'd go for a cardboard box with animal hair glued to it.

That doesn't say much for the tech 5 at the DT...

 

[nmupiccdiva]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Wow.

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Ah, can't get it up. Common problem, but I've never heard of anyone using a metal condom as a substitute.

I like my junk the way it is: healthy and not scarred.

Not true...I turned that down already, remember?

Was waiting for that softball shot.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Wow.

Don't act like you're not impressed.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Was waiting for that softball shot.

And MNS is still waiting for his.

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

And MNS is still waiting for his.

Don't forget to tip Quasi! Thankyougoodnight!

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Don't forget to tip Quasi! Thankyougoodnight!

I don't want my tip anywhere NEAR that.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Don't forget to tip Quasi! Thankyougoodnight!

I don't think she'd settle for the tip, I bet she wants the whole thing.

 

[jmh]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

You'd go for a cardboard box with animal hair glued to it.

WINNAR.

I think it's time to go home and sleep.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

WINNAR.

I think it's time to go home and sleep.

...with the hot intern?

 

[nmupiccdiva]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Oh, I am impressed. You guys are on a roll tonight.

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

Oh, I am impressed. You guys are on a roll tonight.

I was buttering rolls, like a Soup Kitchen Christian........(c) Bloodhound Gang "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: TRP: Holidays and New Years Resolutions

I don't think she'd settle for the tip, I bet she wants the whole thing.

Talk to Brent...Tech 5's are good enough for him....