TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

[dxmnkd316]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

I pretend to give a rat's arse about your tech issues, solve the issue for you, and then your managers and customers give you credit and accolades for great service.

 

[RaceBoarder]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

Job 1 - My sole purpose on this Earth is to ******* over your Christmas/birthday/holiday by not having every fishing item ever made on hand. I also pretend to give a crap about your trip to "Canada" and will act like I have a clue about the exact lake you'll be fishing when you tell me the location is "Canada".

Job 2 - My sole purpose is to completely ruin Jr's pro career by calling a 3rd strike on him at age 13. Also, despite having never met you before, I woke up that morning and decided that I wanted to do everything possible to screw you over with a rusty spork and have you say "Thank you!" for the honor. I plotted years and years about calling your runner out at 1st base

 

[SonofSouthie]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

I adopted Charlie the cat from a shelter about a month and a half ago. He was shy at the shelter, but since I brought him home? All snuggles and purrs.

Good for you. I've got a rescue myself(T-Bag; he's 7 now). How's Charlie the cat doing?

 

[Kepler]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

My group designs code that doesn't run for equipment that doesn't work for operations that aren't discussed planned by executives who don't understand requirements written by engineers who aren't permitted to interview field personnel who don't care.

My job is quality control.

 

[Scarlet]

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Wow. #FlashbackFriday indeed!

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

I surf the internet while fixing everything for my customers as efficiently as possible, so I can surf the internet more. I'm also always attempting to accumulate as many frequent flyer miles, and hotel points as possible so I get free vacations as often as possible.

 

[melmac]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

Rearing the next generation of ***holes, and contributing to overpopulation, since 2013.

 

[MissThundercat]

Good for you. I've got a rescue myself(T-Bag; he's 7 now). How's Charlie the cat doing?

Still snuggles and purrs. He's my best friend.

 

[MissThundercat]

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

It's my fault the carts are wet on rainy days, and not in the garage on busy days. Also, even though I'm not that strong, I'm supposed to help you lift heavy stuff into your tiny car. I do all this while pretending to care.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

I try to solve the mystery of why something doesn't work the way it should. I help write instructions to make things correctly to prevent problems from reoccurring. Those typically get ignored and then I get lied to about what happened.

 

[Kepler]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

I try to solve the mystery of why something doesn't work the way it should. I help write instructions to make things correctly to prevent problems from reoccurring. Those typically get ignored and then I get lied to about what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

 

[St. Clown]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

Who placed a camera in my office?

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

MNS posted this on Facebook:

"Badly Explain Your Profession"

I agree, this should be fun.

I steal your watch, tell you the time, give you vague (and predominately incorrect) ITSM advice, deliver a few template docs with some customized/gold-plated BS, and then take free/reduced-price vacations with the airline and hotel points you paid for me to earn.

 

[The Rube]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

I put boxes on a pallet, and let truck drivers take those boxes away.

 

[jen]

Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

Occasionally what I do at work is tell people that the "account not found" error message means that the account was not found. Usually I tell people that they're doing it wrong (but if they're not doing it wrong, and WE'RE doing it wrong, they probably made my day). I also spend my time explaining why I should not have to speak to clients. Sometimes the techie geeks use scary words like "socket" and "network" and my eyes glaze over.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.

You win, unless there is no plane involved.

 

[state of hockey]

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I irritate you with phone calls because your licensed representative can't read.

 

[RaceBoarder]

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I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.

Isn't it fun to conspire for years to bring down John Smith's life on a random Tuesday in June