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TRP: Felching Sucks

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He said "it cost me $1". He could've been referring to the bacon, in which case the PBR was free.
 
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He said "it cost me $1". He could've been referring to the bacon, in which case the PBR was free.

He still overpaid for it. Just sayin'.

And apparently, I just bought a $450 suit. Only cost me $225, due to an in-store deal, but still...

*ing weddings.
 
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And apparently, I just bought a $450 suit. Only cost me $225, due to an in-store deal, but still...
Quit whining. Now you have an outfit for picking up chicks.

And I'd rather pay $225 for a suit than 10x that to fix my *'ing car.

So * you. :p
 
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Quit whining. Now you have an outfit for picking up chicks.

And I'd rather pay $225 for a suit than 10x that to fix my *'ing car.

So * you. :p

The car thing is next. :mad: (potentially. My bro may be able to fix everything for cheaper)

And it's just a black suit. It's not like it's an Armani or anything.
 
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ridiculous.

I'd rather pay 225 and own it than pay half that much and have it for one night only (as is the case with a tux). Unfortunately, I was led to believe it'd be 100 for the suit. And any which way, it's for one of my closest friend's wedding, and ain't no way I'm skimping on that.
 
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The car thing is next. :mad: (potentially. My bro may be able to fix everything for cheaper)
What's wrong with the jeep?
And it's just a black suit. It's not like it's an Armani or anything.
You don't deserve an Armani. Plus the type of chicks you'd try to pick up wouldn't know what one is anyway. :p
 
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What's wrong with the jeep?

You don't deserve an Armani. Plus the type of chicks you'd try to pick up wouldn't know what one is anyway. :p

Something in the fuel feed. I think it's the fuel pump, bro thinks it's the "fuel regulator" something or other. And when I switch gears between 50-60, it doesn't always switch smoothly. And that happens randomly, not all the time.

Plus, the years-old need a new side window problem, due to the Jeep Jam at the F5 (the bottom part finally completely fell off).

And true on the Armani. I was just sayin'.
 
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MTU: The Movie is on the Retro channel. I mean, Revenge Of The Nerds is on.
 
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He still overpaid for it. Just sayin'.

And apparently, I just bought a $450 suit. Only cost me $225, due to an in-store deal, but still...

*ing weddings.

I get to fly all the way home to be in my sister's wedding in a year and a half.

Airfare one way from Alaska to the Lower 48 is over $1000. Ditto for airfare back. Plus I have to rent a tux. Plus I better buy them a Cuisinart or something or else I'm a bad big brother and the terrorists win or something. So now we're in the neighborhood of $2500 out of my pocket to go to this thing. Plus the return flight would theoretically be on the tenth anniversary of 9/11.

I had better get LAID, OFTEN, AND BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW.
 
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I get to fly all the way home to be in my sister's wedding in a year and a half.

Airfare one way from Alaska to the Lower 48 is over $1000. Ditto for airfare back. Plus I have to rent a tux. Plus I better buy them a Cuisinart or something or else I'm a bad big brother and the terrorists win or something. So now we're in the neighborhood of $2500 out of my pocket to go to this thing. Plus the return flight would theoretically be on the tenth anniversary of 9/11.

I had better get LAID, OFTEN, AND BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW.

Hey, you're the one who thought it'd be great to live in Anchorage. :D
 
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I get to fly all the way home to be in my sister's wedding in a year and a half.

Airfare one way from Alaska to the Lower 48 is over $1000. Ditto for airfare back. Plus I have to rent a tux. Plus I better buy them a Cuisinart or something or else I'm a bad big brother and the terrorists win or something. So now we're in the neighborhood of $2500 out of my pocket to go to this thing. Plus the return flight would theoretically be on the tenth anniversary of 9/11.

I had better get LAID, OFTEN, AND BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW.

Well, the laid part I'd be all for, in your case and mine. Unfortunately, your wedding is actual family. It's a beech, but it happens. For example, on a much much much lesser note, I get to go to my cousin's impromptu wedding on my birthday this year, because he knocked his gf up. I got about a month's notice of this fact.
 
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Something in the fuel feed. I think it's the fuel pump, bro thinks it's the "fuel regulator" something or other. And when I switch gears between 50-60, it doesn't always switch smoothly. And that happens randomly, not all the time.

Plus, the years-old need a new side window problem, due to the Jeep Jam at the F5 (the bottom part finally completely fell off).

And true on the Armani. I was just sayin'.
Sounds like something in the fuel sending unit, my guess is pump. The shifting thing may just be a sign that you need a tranny flush. Have you ever had the tranny flushed? You're probably due, the fluid is probably dirty and burnt.
$1 PBR should never be complained about. With free bacon? Fck yes.
That is exactly what I thought!
I get to fly all the way home to be in my sister's wedding in a year and a half.

Airfare one way from Alaska to the Lower 48 is over $1000. Ditto for airfare back. Plus I have to rent a tux. Plus I better buy them a Cuisinart or something or else I'm a bad big brother and the terrorists win or something. So now we're in the neighborhood of $2500 out of my pocket to go to this thing. Plus the return flight would theoretically be on the tenth anniversary of 9/11.

I had better get LAID, OFTEN, AND BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW.
You're nuts. Midget and I got round trip tickets from chicago to anchorage for under $400 and shirtless and I got roundtrip tickets for only a little bit more flying out of MSP. Its not that expensive.
 
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I get to fly all the way home to be in my sister's wedding in a year and a half.

Airfare one way from Alaska to the Lower 48 is over $1000. Ditto for airfare back. Plus I have to rent a tux. Plus I better buy them a Cuisinart or something or else I'm a bad big brother and the terrorists win or something. So now we're in the neighborhood of $2500 out of my pocket to go to this thing. Plus the return flight would theoretically be on the tenth anniversary of 9/11.

I had better get LAID, OFTEN, AND BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW.
Why are you buying one-way tickets? You know airlines usually charge more for one-way tickets, right?


And Brent, if you think $225 is a lot for a suit...

An Armani would start at around $2500. And that's for the po-dunk Armani that comes in buck plaid.
 
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