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TRP: Changing Conferences Since 1999

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hockeyplayer1015 said:
It isn't bad at all. Honestly, if we have cell signal, we'll stay up to date on internet stuff using our phones while we're driving. As long as you know when to pay attention and when you can fool around for a bit, it isn't dangerous as it sounds.

Hell, I'm doing all this while driving now. Just look up every 20-30 seconds and double check things and no problems.
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This is how barges end up grounded. :p
 
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Is it bad that I kinda cherish the thought of USCHO causing an Exxon Valdez type of incedent :p
 
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goldy_331 said:
And bridge piers get hit. :p
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Luckily we have an underage drinker who aspires to be a civil engineer to deal with that problem! :D

(Or more likely, he'll just stand on said bridge and urinate into the river).
 
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Bakunin said:
Luckily we have an underage drinker who aspires to be a civil engineer to deal with that problem! :D

(Or more likely, he'll just stand on said bridge and urinate into the river).
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Like the driver of said boat, he'll miss his target and end up whizzing on a hobo instead.
 
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Someone randomly paid for MEg and I at The Loon Cafe. That was random, cool, and kinda wired. Said we were to pay it forward.
 
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My co-worker order eel for dinner when we were on a business trip in Europe this past week. It looked like the Jolly Green Giant had diaharrea on a dinner plate.
 
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Went to a concussion seminar last week, led by a local doc who specializes in concussions. He was going through the bit about how all of the concussion-saver helmets and devices are all gimmicks and don't really prevent concussions. Here's the actual conversation that followed:

Soccer mom in audience: Yes, but those headbands with the indicator help some, don't they?
Doctor: No, not at all. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to wear a headband, but it won't prevent a concussion.
Soccer mom: But it provides some cushion.
Doctor: Not much, and it doesn't really matter. They don't work.
Soccer mom: But I tested it!
Doctor: How?
Soccer mom: I put it on, and banged my head against the wall. Then I took it off, and banged my head against the wall again. It hurt more the second time.

Had to admire the doc for not laughing at her.
 
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I'm not sure if Darwin was right, but it certainly appears that the phenomenon he came up with isn't progressing fast enough.
 
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Markt said:
Went to a concussion seminar last week, led by a local doc who specializes in concussions. He was going through the bit about how all of the concussion-saver helmets and devices are all gimmicks and don't really prevent concussions. Here's the actual conversation that followed:

Soccer mom in audience: Yes, but those headbands with the indicator help some, don't they?
Doctor: No, not at all. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to wear a headband, but it won't prevent a concussion.
Soccer mom: But it provides some cushion.
Doctor: Not much, and it doesn't really matter. They don't work.
Soccer mom: But I tested it!
Doctor: How?
Soccer mom: I put it on, and banged my head against the wall. Then I took it off, and banged my head against the wall again. It hurt more the second time.

Had to admire the doc for not laughing at her.
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That's what happens when we let women out of the kitchen...
 
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