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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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nmupiccdiva said:
...seriously??
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Seriously. Kinda awesome, frankly. Apparently with both her kids, she never had the pickles and ice cream cravings. Instead, she had semen cravings.
Dirty said:
Do you know who the father is, Nathan?
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Maury says it's me.
jmh said:
Wait, Nathan's wife is pregnant? Huh, I always thought he was gay.

Umm, I mean, congratulations! :D
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Thanks. Dick.
Bakunin said:
Since no one else has asked: is your former co-worker hot?
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Yes. Yes she is.
Beer Pong Horn said:
I dunno... he should convince her that the butt is safest. For the baby's sake, of course.
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This doesn't go over well.
 
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Bakunin said:
Is she... morally casual?

If she doesn't want you coming in from above, try going in from below.
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TFLN best nights in the last month:

(203): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about **** that doesnt matter.

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(484): Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

(913): Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
(1-913): You're the best girlfriend ever.

(973): I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
(1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming

(954): I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

(203): just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

(904): When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
 
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bigblue_dl said:
(203): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about **** that doesnt matter.
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I should use that sometime.
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
Does it matter? He could have a pet griffin for all that matters.
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Pea. Tear. Griffin. Peter Griffin. Crap.

No, I don't have a goldfish, but that's not the point. You could say anything else irrelevant to the conversation and it would work just as well. :)
 
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