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TRP: Betty Humpter

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Daddy issues or drug problem? It's always one of the two.

No drug problem, unless you are one of those people that considers alcohol a drug. :D

Haven't gotten to know her well enough to find out if there are significant daddy issues.

There are just a few details that make me feel unbelievably low for this even crossing my mind. That's all.




No, she isn't underage. 22, which is two years above the lowest I can go using the formula. :)
 
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter

No drug problem, unless you are one of those people that considers alcohol a drug. :D

Haven't gotten to know her well enough to find out if there are significant daddy issues.

There are just a few details that make me feel unbelievably low for this even crossing my mind. That's all.




No, she isn't underage. 22, which is two years above the lowest I can go using the formula. :)
If you use bb's formula, you're four over, so you're good.
 
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter

No drug problem, unless you are one of those people that considers alcohol a drug. :D

Haven't gotten to know her well enough to find out if there are significant daddy issues.

There are just a few details that make me feel unbelievably low for this even crossing my mind. That's all.

In all seriousness, remember: bro's before ho's, if that's an issue.

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At least tell her brother before you find out that you're the father. ;)
 
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter

As always, if any of you fools are interested in going out drinking tonight, call me. :D

I've been at work too long, going home for the weekend!
 
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