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A rare Thursday WCHA game, as the Qwest has already been booked for some other sport involving a bouncy ball.
New city, same results?
New city, same results?
UNO fans, welcome to your first Michigan Tech Game Thread. Here's a few things to bring you up to speed with how we operate here:
- You must be at least 48 inches tall to ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread. How MEg got around this we'll never know.
- Keep hands and feet inside the thread at all times.
- Do not ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread if you are pregnant, have an existing medical condition, are easily offended by strong language or mentions of atrocious acts, or do not have a sense of schadenfreude.
- All liquids must be contained in a 3-ounce container and sealed inside a 1-quart clear plastic zip top bag. Except booze.
- Free Tech radio feed can be found here. Listen for Dirk Hembroff's voice to jump three octaves; that's how you know when something is happening. A pay video feed is available at Michigan Tech's website, but it is highly not recommended due to poor quality and connection issues.
- We refer to Tech power plays as "coffee breaks." The reason is because "power play" for the past few seasons has been a misnomer (though it's been great this season.) A Tech penalty kill is referred to as a "liquor break" for similar reasons.
- Do not turn off the game until the captain has activated Ronald McDonald. You'll know what we mean when you see it.
- In the unlikely event of a Tech win, your mom can be used as a flotation device.
Congratulations on your impending wins, and enjoy your Michigan Tech Game Thread experience!
A+++ HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! WOULD BUY AGAIN!A++ job on the pre-game safety run-through
Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.Might as well mark this for subscription now...
A+++ HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! WOULD BUY AGAIN!
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Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.
I wish I could. I've got an IM hockey game at 10 and I need to work on a final paper as well. I hate being responsible.Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.
That'll work. I picked up a bottle of American Honey, an extra 1.75 of seagrams, and a bottle of some new Makers mark bourbon named 46.well How about 2 six packs of sam adams and some popcorn. I don't think there will be any uno fans though.
That'll work. I picked up a bottle of American Honey, an extra 1.75 of seagrams, and a bottle of some new Makers mark bourbon named 46.
Yeah, haven't tried the new makers yet, will give it a shot this weekend. It's a barrel aged over-proofed bourbon.Uh-oh, Maker's has a new product? That's bad news for my wallet and my liver.
My liq store recently got the American Honey. I figure that will be something inexpensive to try over the holi-daze.
Also, excellent briefing Twitch.
Yager's not alone, apparently. "Some Husky fans have made the trip"
...so its just Yager and Huskyfan?![]()
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Translation. We give up.Doriott-McCadden-Rix line is starting for Tech