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The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

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Homesick.

I remember wading like this around the age of 12. It's when I discovered rats are extremely good swimmers -- apparently they can tread water indefinitely.

When FL does go under all that will be left are gators and rats.
 
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Kepler said:
Homesick.

I remember wading like this around the age of 12. It's when I discovered rats are extremely good swimmers -- apparently they can tread water indefinitely.

When FL does go under all that will be left are gators and rats.
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And moles. A few weeks ago I looked out my window and thought there was a rat zipping around my pool. I fished it out with the skimmer and held it close enough to see that it was a mole - and then that little peckerwood chewed right through the net. He fell to the grass and disappeared underground in about 4 seconds flat - absolutely incredible. He was a really good swimmer, too - guess those digging muscles are good for paddling, too.
 
Howell, MI:

Drag Bingo at a local festival, advertised explicitly as 21+, ID at the door, plenty of booze, and more adult stuff.

Republicans: "This will harm the children."

End the Right (C) kep.
 
MissThundercat said:
Howell, MI:

Drag Bingo at a local festival, advertised explicitly as 21+, ID at the door, plenty of booze, and more adult stuff.

Republicans: "This will harm the children."

End the Right (C) kep.
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Howell, MI has a history of KKK activity. I am concerned for the safety of the people participating at that event.
 
MissThundercat said:
Howell, MI:

Drag Bingo at a local festival, advertised explicitly as 21+, ID at the door, plenty of booze, and more adult stuff.

Republicans: "This will harm the children."

End the Right (C) kep.
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But you see, it's not Rs, it's Parise. As brought to you by The Church of Your Choice.
 
MissThundercat said:
Howell, MI:

Drag Bingo at a local festival, advertised explicitly as 21+, ID at the door, plenty of booze, and more adult stuff.

Republicans: "This will harm the children."

End the Right (C) kep.
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You know what does harm the children?

school shootings
 
For what it's worth, Republican "concerns" helped the event sell out.

Same thing happened in Holland. A drag brunch was advertised, Republicans got Big Mad, and they needed extra seats.
 
MissThundercat said:
For what it's worth, Republican "concerns" helped the event sell out.

Same thing happened in Holland. A drag brunch was advertised, Republicans got Big Mad, and they needed extra seats.
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Meanwhile, cons think they're being "shadow banned" by social media sites because no one will like or retweet their sh*tty, bigoted, willfully ignorant opinions.
 
Texas Dems are walking out of the special legislative session in order to prevent a quorum. It will be a little trickier than last time when they walked out during the final few hours of the regular session. This time around they’ll need to be out of the state for possibly weeks.
 
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Texas Dems are walking out of the special legislative session in order to prevent a quorum. It will be a little trickier than last time when they walked out during the final few hours of the regular session. This time around they’ll need to be out of the state for possibly weeks.
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They can go somewhere with a working power grid.
 
Spartanforlife4 said:
Texas Dems are walking out of the special legislative session in order to prevent a quorum. It will be a little trickier than last time when they walked out during the final few hours of the regular session. This time around they’ll need to be out of the state for possibly weeks.
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Hey, if Oregon Republicans can do it...
 
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