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The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

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Handyman said:
I like Almond Milk...but it is not milk. I cant get too upset about it if people think it should be changed. Especially since cow milk is awful and not supposed to be drank that often anyways past infancy ;) Better for Almond Milk to not associate :D
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We live in the heart of dairy land, and one of my best friends is a retired dairy cow vet, but we drink Almond Milk. We thin it down with a little high-end paint thinner, of course.
 
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I prefer the term “nut juice.”

Just think of the marketing possibilities.
 
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Handyman said:
I like Almond Milk...but it is not milk. I cant get too upset about it if people think it should be changed. Especially since cow milk is awful and not supposed to be drank that often anyways past infancy ;) Better for Almond Milk to not associate :D
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Thanks, "Snatch."


Tommy: You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.[looking at the milk Turkish is drinking]
Turkish: Why, what's wrong with it?
Tommy: It's not in sync with evolution.
Turkish: Shut up.
Tommy: Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
 
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'Discrimination is not tolerated in Texas. So join with me in purchasing this delicious hate-chicken sandwich, where profits from our purchases will be donated to a charitible organization that discriminates against others!'
 
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aparch said:
'Discrimination is not tolerated in Texas. So join with me in purchasing this delicious hate-chicken sandwich, where profits from our purchases will be donated to a charitible organization that discriminates against others!'
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I wish they'd secede already.
 
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Because of course.

Since he took office in 2011, Tennessee state Rep. Bill Sanderson (R-Kenton) has voted repeatedly in favor of legislation designed to harm the LGBT community. During that same time period, the 59-year-old Sanderson has also been openly soliciting sex with much younger men on Grindr, a gay hook-up and dating app, both from his home in West Tennessee and in Nashville.
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He's married, too. You know, the party of family values.

I'm only amazed he isn't also a pastor.
 
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Kepler said:
Because of course.



He's married, too. You know, the party of family values.

I'm only amazed he isn't also a pastor.
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Jesus what a cliche.

I figure 2 years from now he will go to Gay Conversion Therapy, announced he is cured and run for the Senate.
 
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Handyman said:
Jesus what a cliche.

I figure 2 years from now he will go to Gay Conversion Therapy, announced he is cured and run for the Senate.
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He will have been cured of the demons that TEH GAYZ put inside him as revenge for his Brave Stand For Christian Morals. Take it to the bank.
 
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People who have been through conversion therapy were never actually cured. But they pretend so they can graduate.

Natasha Lyonne: Inappropriate like swearing?
Clea Duvall: Inappropriate like ****ing. Get caught in the throes of sodomy and you're out of here.
 
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Also here in Michigan, certain people are genuinely upset that Gretchen is flying rainbow flags outside the Capitol.
 
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Here in Michigan, Republicans sue to block redistricting commission.

This is when I speak up and say "YOU LOST, GET OVER IT," right?
 
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joecct said:
Ridership is down on the DC Metro. Wonder why? Though maybe the guy's from Omaha via Springfield

@JoeWaylo: @unsuckdcmetro Public masturbation is LEGAL as long as they put a coat on their balls according to @wmata’s police. https://twitter.com/JoeWaylo/status/1156664026904039425/photo/1
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I know they mean a coat over the whole private area, but it's much funnier if you interpret as a tiny tuxedo covering the testicles.
 
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