The States: Maybe A National Divorce Is A Good Idea After All

[MissThundercat]

Blue states can have all the money, red states can have their little culture wars.

 

[Kepler]

Time to undo Lincoln's mistake.

Kick the deadbeats out of our house.

 

[MissThundercat]

And we'll be a refuge for queers, immigrants, people of color, and everyone else the right wing loathes.

 

[Kepler]

And we'll be a refuge for queers, immigrants, people of color, and everyone else the right wing loathes.

Not to mention the single greatest attractor of brainpower in the world.

A combination of admission of fierce, curious pioneers and refugees and the ejection of the multi-generation loser, parasitic portion of the population will make the US the highest IQ nation in the world.

 

[MissThundercat]

Religion is allowed, but all institutions must pay taxes!

 

[Kepler]

Religion is allowed, but all institutions must pay taxes!

Religion is fine, as long as you provide equal time for all religions, therefore all statements on the airwaves referencing a religion will be countered by all the others, and of religion in general by the areligious.

 

[MissThundercat]

Instead of Election Day, Election Week, options to vote early, and far more polling places!

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Religion is allowed, but all institutions must pay taxes!

For every kid molested, Vatican has to sell a piece of art from the vaults

 

[MissThundercat]

And something similar for every woman abused by an Evangelical!

 

[RaceBoarder]

So MAGA, but from the Left...

I get that this is "Take Cheap Shots at the Right for **reasons**" Hour, but seriously, both of you two are spitting ideas that are MAGA levels of stupid and unrealistic.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

So MAGA, but from the Left...

I get that this is "Take Cheap Shots at the Right for **reasons**" Hour, but seriously, both of you two are spitting ideas that are MAGA levels of stupid and unrealistic.

As unrealistic as splitting up the US?

lighten up Francis

 

[Bronco]

As unrealistic as splitting up the US?

lighten up Francis

Clearly the unrealistic part is the Vatican needing to take any accountability.

In other news Alabama.

https://deadspin.com/hoover-alabama...?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=_twitter

 

[dxmnkd316]

Subscribed. Turns out you can read the old threads but you have to set the filter to less than forever.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Nyc mayor says to prevent robberies, no face masks are allowed to be worn in stores

 

[Scarlet]

Nyc mayor says to prevent robberies, no face masks are allowed to be worn in stores

Wait..what? For real?

 

[Kepler]

Nyc mayor says to prevent robberies, no face masks are allowed to be worn in stores

Can he do that or can he just say there is no longer a requirement from the state and then the store decides?

If I'm a store and COVID comes back hard I think I'd rather have robberies (I am insured) than deaths.

 

[MissThundercat]

Rhonda Santis appointee believes tap water is turning people gay.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/03/desantis-appointee-thinks-tap-water-makes-people-gay/

 

[psych]

Totally thought that was Ron’s wife’s name as I clicked the link.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Can he do that or can he just say there is no longer a requirement from the state and then the store decides?

If I'm a store and COVID comes back hard I think I'd rather have robberies (I am insured) than deaths.

I think he said he wants businesses to start banning them.

 

[burd]

I think he said he wants businesses to start banning them.

I think he was thinking of Richard Nixon face masks.