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The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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Kepler said:
We have the money to buy houses in Canada. The flyovers, on the other hand, will be dead, because global warming will turn that entire red circle into a desert.
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I don't know, I just sat in on a lecture on Monday about how people are going to be noticing that Lake Superior exists pretty soon. And we have a lot of guns.
 
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geezer said:
I don't know, I just sat in on a lecture on Monday about how people are going to be noticing that Lake Superior exists pretty soon. And we have a lot of guns.
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And we have 195 F-22 Raptors.

Ask the Chippewa how that goes.
 
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Kepler said:
And we have 195 F-22 Raptors.

Ask the Chippewa how that goes.
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Sorry, those are ours also. "some of the lowest rates of state-by-state enlistment are in New England and the Northeast"
The hemp-sandal wearing weenies from the coasts won't last a week in a refugee situation.
 
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The Sicatoka said:
Nobody lives there.
That's an observation outpost.

People live in Flin Flon.
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Call that living?

<img src="http://winnipegacc.org/FlinFlon50s/ffPhotos/ff29nw.jpg" height="300" />
 
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Kepler said:
Call that living?

<img src="http://winnipegacc.org/FlinFlon50s/ffPhotos/ff29nw.jpg" height="300" />
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That's where you said you'd be buyin' real estate. Just makin' sure you're ready. ;)
 
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The Sicatoka said:
That's where you said you'd be buyin' real estate. Just makin' sure you're ready. ;)
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Once Pruitt gets through with it:

<img src="https://serengetiplains6th.weebly.com/uploads/5/7/2/0/5720002/224386943.jpg?770" height="300" />
 
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burd said:
It has a generic small town hockey rink and cross country course (with lots of geese flying around) and, it appears, a struggling white supremacist organization.
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Don't forget the ShopKo. ;)
 
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Brenthoven said:
There's always a ShopKo. It's the generic Walmart. Yes, folks, you read that right.
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The ShopKo is right next to the rink. Unfortunately, I've never traveled very far from those 2 things, so I can't tell you where the inevitable Hardees is.

p.s. I've always considered ShopKo slightly higher class than Walmart, but I grew up with ShopKo, and not Walmart.
 
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jen said:
The ShopKo is right next to the rink. Unfortunately, I've never traveled very far from those 2 things, so I can't tell you where the inevitable Hardees is.

p.s. I've always considered ShopKo slightly higher class than Walmart, but I grew up with ShopKo, and not Walmart.
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I had that (Rochester, MN). ShopKo customers are special. A very different kind of special. They may have taught Walmart their ways.
 
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We had a Dollar G in the sh-tkicker town next to us in rural MD. The place always smelled like slightly off chicken, right from the moment it opened. Life sucks for the Poors.

We've got an Aldi near the office park where my work is which is kind of the illegal immigrant equivalent. You buy in bulk, bag your own groceries, have zero staff support, and the inventory is whatever they happened to get that week. On the other side, everything is dirt cheap and everything is healthy staples -- there's no soda or sugar sh-t, it's all bulk produce, or toilet paper, or diapers. It actually seems like the perfect place to shop if you're in serious financial hardship.
 
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