Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

[Handyman]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

I refuse to believe it could be as bad as Attack of the Clones.

Never doubt! For as awful as ATOC is it doesnt have a prank phone call in it and it doesnt have some slow moving OJ chase where the only people dumber than the bad guys (why lightspeed ahead of the "rebels" and stop them from reaching their goal we can just slowly chase them hoping they run out of gas...and yeah that is legit their plan) are the "rebels" whose whole plan is to have all of their forces together in one spot going to one planet being chased by a fleet. They pin all their hopes on finding a codebreaker on a casino planet (who they dont get to join) who is replaced by a criminal who, shock of shocks, double crosses them, and then their idiot leader who never tells anyone the plan decides to destroy one of their big ships by hyperspeeding into the enemy ship to destroy it...something which makes no sense based on what has happened in previous films. Now the "rebels" are trapped and the bad guys are set to destroy them but they are duped by one of the worst deceptions of all time. (so one guy gets blasted by dozens of blaster bolts without a scratch and you all dont think he might not actully BE THERE?!?) All of that is in TLJ

AOTC sucks for a dozen reasons all of which are legit but at least it makes sense in the course of the story. (they just neglect to tell it all so we can see Yoda fight Dooku for no reason and we can see Anakin and Padme run around in a Julia Roberts film for half an hour) The Jedi are being played and the Republic is being destroyed from within due to laziness and arrogance. So far everyone in these films, good or bad is so dumb I kind of wish the big bang would come and destroy the Galaxy

 

[Kepler]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

AOTC sucks for a dozen reasons all of which are legit but at least it makes sense in the course of the story. (they just neglect to tell it all so we can see Yoda fight Dooku for no reason and we can see Anakin and Padme run around in a Julia Roberts film for half an hour) The Jedi are being played and the Republic is being destroyed from within due to laziness and arrogance. So far everyone in these films, good or bad is so dumb I kind of wish the big bang would come and destroy the Galaxy

This is probably the best review of AOTC I've ever read.

 

[solovsfett]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Knights of Ren prominent role, a new threat and villain that will split the fight between first order and resistance and a new concept or place called “the beyond”. Those are the plot elements being talked up recently. Sounds like a lot of Light and Dark side backstory will be divulged.

I don’t know if Abrams has it in him to fix the sequels, tie them to the prequels AND wrap skywalker’s story. Sounds like he has Coppola/Kubrick sized ambitions which...I don’t Know

 

[solovsfett]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Trailer out Friday.

It will be attached to Endgame as well.

Thrawn plays a role but it may be holograms or old recordings. It has something to do with the new threat. I believe Ezra Bridger is in for sure. The new baddie may come from the beyond. Not sure what that is. I haven’t watched rebels or the other cartoons show, maybe it’s explained there?

Cautiously optimistic on this but...it’s Also possible 4,5 and R1 will remain the best of the SW ad infinitum.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Trailer out Friday.

It will be attached to Endgame as well.

Thrawn plays a role but it may be holograms or old recordings. It has something to do with the new threat. I believe Ezra Bridger is in for sure. The new baddie may come from the beyond. Not sure what that is. I haven’t watched rebels or the other cartoons show, maybe it’s explained there?

Cautiously optimistic on this but...it’s Also possible 4,5 and R1 will remain the best of the SW ad infinitum.

It's too bad 8 is way better than 4 and R1 already.

 

[Kepler]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

I don’t know if Abrams has it in him to fix the sequels, tie them to the prequels AND wrap skywalker’s story. Sounds like he has Coppola/Kubrick sized ambitions which...I don’t Know

I'm willing for him to swing for the fences. If he hits that's great, a capstone worthy of 4/5. If he misses then it's just another 1/2 to throw in the sh-tter and forget.

Lucas already sullied the franchise so irrevocably it doesn't matter if there is another clunker. It's strictly a la carte now.

F-ck it, let's tie in the Alien/Predator universe.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Trailer out Friday.

It will be attached to Endgame as well.

Thrawn plays a role but it may be holograms or old recordings. It has something to do with the new threat. I believe Ezra Bridger is in for sure. The new baddie may come from the beyond. Not sure what that is. I haven’t watched rebels or the other cartoons show, maybe it’s explained there?

Cautiously optimistic on this but...it’s Also possible 4,5 and R1 will remain the best of the SW ad infinitum.

If you're not interested in watching any of the cartoons... [white out]

Ezra Bridger, in the last couple episodes, got himself into a direct conflict with the Emperor rather than just the Empire. It had to do with a Jedi temple, and the power it held. There was a Force portal there, and the Emperor was trying to use it to bend both time and reality. The key was configuring three icons of The Father (balanced Force), The Son (Dark side), and The Daughter (Light Side), who were introduced during a story arc in the Clone Wars show. In short, Ezra wins the battle. He uses the portal to go back in time to rescue Ahsoka Tano (She's Anakin's apprentice during the Clone Wars show, but was expelled from the Order when falsely convicted of an attack against the Jedi, later cleared. She later helped form the Rebellion with Bale Organa [Ahsoka novel], and even later then helped directly with Ezra and Kanan [Ezra's master] win some battles. After that, Ezra goes into the portal in an effort to do more good for the galaxy than he could by staying with the Rebellion, just prior to the events that led up to Rogue One.

Meanwhile, Thrawn's story was never concluded in the show. His fleet was beaten by the Rebels in S3 of the show, but that was due to the incompetence of ship captains, who did not follow Thrawn's orders/battle plans because they were instead seeking personal glory. It's canon now (Thrawn novel) that Thrawn joined the Empire in order to use it to save the Chiss from a different threat in the Unknown Regions - the Empire being the lesser of two evils scenario. So he may have done the same with the First Order.

 

[bronconick]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

The entire problem is that Marvel had a plan leading to Endgame and Star Wars was Disney handing Star Wars to directors and say "Make us money" with no unified plan for this trilogy. It's probably going to end up looking like a half billion dollar version of Mad Libs between Abrams and Johnson. Just because George RR Martin and JK Rowling are both fantasy authors doesn't mean you have them alternate books writing a series

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

The entire problem is that Marvel had a plan leading to Endgame and Star Wars was Disney handing Star Wars to directors and say "Make us money" with no unified plan for this trilogy. It's probably going to end up looking like a half billion dollar version of Mad Libs between Abrams and Johnson. Just because George RR Martin and JK Rowling are both fantasy authors doesn't mean you have them alternate books writing a series

Star Wars has a story narration board, and canon reference guy, and all sorts of things like that in the Lucas Films division, and they're supposed to coordinate the novels, comics, TV, and movies into a single, cohesive story. The problem is that I just don't think those people are particularly good at their jobs. They tried to take some easy ways out when it came to the pressure of getting more movies in the pipeline in order to meet the Disney revenue goals.

 

[ticapnews]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Leaked Star Wars trailer:

After Mufasa falls from the cliff and is trampled, Simba makes his way through the jungle and finds the hidden and mysterious land of Wakanda. For his training to return and defeat Uncle Scar, Black Panther sends him to Ilum to find his own kyber crystal. While searching he stumbles across an egg which hatches into a xenomorph. Wolverine and Human Torch team up to defeat the xenomorph. Armed with his new lightsaber Simba and his allies, Luke Skywalker and Scarlet Witch, return to Pride Rock to take the kingdom back. As the trailer ends, Deadpool appears and asks audiences why they are still watching and not already buying tickets.

Every nerd shouts Bob Iger's name as they orgasm. Then rush to find a credit card and give Disney all their money.

 

[Kepler]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Leaked Star Wars trailer:

After Mufasa falls from the cliff and is trampled, Simba makes his way through the jungle and finds the hidden and mysterious land of Wakanda. For his training to return and defeat Uncle Scar, Black Panther sends him to Ilum to find his own kyber crystal. While searching he stumbles across an egg which hatches into a xenomorph. Wolverine and Human Torch team up to defeat the xenomorph. Armed with his new lightsaber Simba and his allies, Luke Skywalker and Scarlet Witch, return to Pride Rock to take the kingdom back. As the trailer ends, Deadpool appears and asks audiences why they are still watching and not already buying tickets.

Every nerd shouts Bob Iger's name as they orgasm. Then rush to find a credit card and give Disney all their money.

No reincarnation of Heath Ledger? Not gonna get the fanboys to cum, sorry.

 

[solovsfett]

I'm willing for him to swing for the fences. If he hits that's great, a capstone worthy of 4/5. If he misses then it's just another 1/2 to throw in the sh-tter and forget.

Lucas already sullied the franchise so irrevocably it doesn't matter if there is another clunker. It's strictly a la carte now.

F-ck it, let's tie in the Alien/Predator universe.

I couldn’t agree more.

 

[solovsfett]

If you're not interested in watching any of the cartoons... [white out]

Ezra Bridger, in the last couple episodes, got himself into a direct conflict with the Emperor rather than just the Empire. It had to do with a Jedi temple, and the power it held. There was a Force portal there, and the Emperor was trying to use it to bend both time and reality. The key was configuring three icons of The Father (balanced Force), The Son (Dark side), and The Daughter (Light Side), who were introduced during a story arc in the Clone Wars show. In short, Ezra wins the battle. He uses the portal to go back in time to rescue Ahsoka Tano (She's Anakin's apprentice during the Clone Wars show, but was expelled from the Order when falsely convicted of an attack against the Jedi, later cleared. She later helped form the Rebellion with Bale Organa [Ahsoka novel], and even later then helped directly with Ezra and Kanan [Ezra's master] win some battles. After that, Ezra goes into the portal in an effort to do more good for the galaxy than he could by staying with the Rebellion, just prior to the events that led up to Rogue One.

Meanwhile, Thrawn's story was never concluded in the show. His fleet was beaten by the Rebels in S3 of the show, but that was due to the incompetence of ship captains, who did not follow Thrawn's orders/battle plans because they were instead seeking personal glory. It's canon now (Thrawn novel) that Thrawn joined the Empire in order to use it to save the Chiss from a different threat in the Unknown Regions - the Empire being the lesser of two evils scenario. So he may have done the same with the First Order.

Wow...that all sounds very cool. I’d love to see Thrawn in a movie or trilogy. I’m thinking he’s a passing reference in ep 9.

 

[Handyman]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Leaked Star Wars trailer:

After Mufasa falls from the cliff and is trampled, Simba makes his way through the jungle and finds the hidden and mysterious land of Wakanda. For his training to return and defeat Uncle Scar, Black Panther sends him to Ilum to find his own kyber crystal. While searching he stumbles across an egg which hatches into a xenomorph. Wolverine and Human Torch team up to defeat the xenomorph. Armed with his new lightsaber Simba and his allies, Luke Skywalker and Scarlet Witch, return to Pride Rock to take the kingdom back. As the trailer ends, Deadpool appears and asks audiences why they are still watching and not already buying tickets.

Every nerd shouts Bob Iger's name as they orgasm. Then rush to find a credit card and give Disney all their money.

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[solovsfett]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Rumor is the title is The Will Of The Force or Will Of The Force.

Fanboys already burning that down.

I like it if it’s true. Mirrors what Chirrut Imwe said in R1 “all is as the force wills it”

 

[ticapnews]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

Rumor is the title is The Will Of The Force or Will Of The Force.

Fanboys already burning that down.

I like it if it’s true. Mirrors what Chirrut Imwe said in R1 “all is as the force wills it”

I wish I could filter out all those anti-fanboys on YouTube. Instead the ****ing YT algorithm says, "Oh, you watch Collider Jedi Council and Star Wars Explained, so we recommend Kathleen Kennedy Sucks, The Force is Male and Disney Ruined Star Wars. This weekend is going to be absolutely miserable online.

 

[solovsfett]

I wish I could filter out all those anti-fanboys on YouTube. Instead the ****ing YT algorithm says, "Oh, you watch Collider Jedi Council and Star Wars Explained, so we recommend Kathleen Kennedy Sucks, The Force is Male and Disney Ruined Star Wars. This weekend is going to be absolutely miserable online.

Yeah, they’re truly the worst. And it’s getting more difficult to avoid them.

 

[solovsfett]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

So much for rumors.

The Rise Of Skywalker is the title.

 

[ticapnews]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

The Rise of Skywalker

They revealed an awful lot but I think they had to with this. Lando, Leia, the narration by Luke. Yes, that's Palpatine cackling at the end. I don't need any other trailers or promotion. I'm ready.

 

[Handyman]

Re: Star Wars IX: rumors, spoilers beware!!!

That is a pretty weak title...the trailer was alright though. Better than TLJ

They are definitely trying to hint at certain things in that trailer...stuff the uber nerds have been speculating on for a while which tells me most of them probably arent true (major studios love to put out false flag stuff for various reasons) but my guess is if ANYTHING that is speculated is true it will be that they found a way to write a better ending for Luke either in the Ethereal Plane (Force Ghost) or otherwise. They do that and the film has my money.

My reasoning is the Emperor cackle...and the Luke narration. I havent looked into rumors in a while but I might later just for funsies.