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So, ... you're dead.

T

The Sicatoka

Kicizapi Cetan
So, you're dead, murdered. OK, not really, but the "you" that is a character in your favorite cop television series is.

Pick the television police detective you'd want on the case to solve your murder. And if you prefer, list your top 3 or 5 choices.
 
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Jonathan Hart. He figured out how to kill someone and get away with it. He knows all the tricks.
 
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5. Det. John Munch, Baltimore PD (Homicide, Life on the Streets), NYPD (Law & Order SVU). The man loves a good conspiracy theory.

4. Det. Kate Beckett, NYPD (Castle). Why? Kate Beckett (or is it Nikki Heat?). And she can put up with Castle.

3. Det. Frank Pembleton, Baltimore PD (Homicide, Life on the Street). Pembleton and that show was great.

2. Det. Lennie Briscos, NYPD (Law & Order). Cynical curmudgeon, and if he "was kidding you he'd be wearing a fez, and no pants."

1. Lt. Louie Provenza, Priority Homicide Division, LAPD (The Closer, Major Crimes). The only one yet to out curmudgeon Lenny Briscoe.


Hall of Fame: Lt. Frank Columbo. (Columbo) Enough said. .... No, wait, just one more t'ing ... < crusty cigar gesture here >



And before you ask, a few friends consumed a few beverages around a campfire on this subject over the weekend.
 
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Is Holmes on Elementary really a cop?

If not, wrong thread. Start your own "which TV detective". :D

And Jonathan Hart wasn't a cop. Sorry SJ.
 
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The Sicatoka said:
Is Holmes on Elementary really a cop?

If not, wrong thread. Start your own "which TV detective". :D

And Jonathan Hart wasn't a cop. Sorry SJ.
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Works for the police dept. Holmes on BBC worked with Scotland Yard. Same thing. Love the Provenza choice. One of my favorite TV characters of all time.
 
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Assuming I can watch the investigation and take in their beauty from on high I vote Beth Davis from Stalker or Stella Bonasera from CSI:NY.
 
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A baker's dozen Abby Sciutos.

And then the plot twist is I'm not actually dead and they bake me chocolate chip cookies and then we have a Mario Kart tournament.
 
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