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Singles Part 15: There's Still Some Fish Amongst the Trash

I just texted my wife "I think we have a grill problem."

Helpfully, iPhone edited to "I think we have a girl problem."

And cuz I never look, I Sent.

I really hope she thinks I am admitting to an affair* or I will not live down the enunciation. "Hurr hurr. 'GRURL' America's finest institutions..." shit I don't need that for the next 40 years thank you.

* I have exceeded the age where she would be angry and reached where I might get a high five, and would certainly get "Well, Christ, It took you long enough to take this (gesture) last chicken in the shop off my hands."
 
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