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Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

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Dirty said:
Can you really blame him though? He probably didn't scotchguard his hand and didn't want to run the risk of getting every STD.
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I know you're also not familiar with sexual contact with women, but that's not how it works.
 
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Rimbaud said:
I know you're also not familiar with sexual contact with women, but that's not how it works.
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I knew that was going to be the response. I am sad now.
 
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Dirty said:
I knew that was going to be the response. I am sad now.
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I don't blame you. Back when I had no sexual contact with women, I was sad as well. It must be really sad to be always reminded of it. :(
 
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That's what the drugs are for.
 
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Rimbaud said:
I wouldn't have guessed, but it makes sense.
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Those pictures all look like they were taken at comic book conventions or something like that. I feel like the virginity tip-off is "guy who goes to comic book conventions and poses for picture with hot chick from TV show," not the hover-hand per se.

Although the picture of Brent would seem to prove me wrong.
 
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jmh said:
Those pictures all look like they were taken at comic book conventions or something like that. I feel like the virginity tip-off is "guy who goes to comic book conventions and poses for picture with hot chick from TV show," not the hover-hand per se.

Although the picture of Brent would seem to prove me wrong.
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Maybe Brent goes to comic book conventions...
 
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jmh said:
Those pictures all look like they were taken at comic book conventions or something like that. I feel like the virginity tip-off is "guy who goes to comic book conventions and poses for picture with hot chick from TV show," not the hover-hand per se.

Although the picture of Brent would seem to prove me wrong.
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Well, if you look at the pic, I'm obviously looking at another camera, and I can tell you that my hand was in motion to put it on her back. There were a couple other guys there taking pics (I think they were her "handlers"/security doofusses). So yes, in that particular pic, the timing was right to capture the theoretical hover hand. :P
 
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Brenthoven said:
Well, if you look at the pic, I'm obviously wearing a Hartford Whalers jersey and giddy from being close to a woman wearing so few clothes. There were a couple other guys there taking pics (I think they were laughing at me). So yes, in that particular pic, the timing was right to show just how long it's been since I've been with a woman. :P
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Fixed that for you. :D
 
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Brenthoven said:
Well, if you look at the pic, I'm obviously looking at another camera, and I can tell you that my hand was in motion to put it on her back. There were a couple other guys there taking pics (I think they were her "handlers"/security doofusses). So yes, in that particular pic, the timing was right to capture the theoretical hover hand. :P
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I think we should call it the "Hoven hand".
 
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jmh said:
I think we should call it the "Hoven hand".
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All those in favor of henceforth referring to a hover hand a "Hoven Hand", say aye!!!
 
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A friend and I at BW3's in CO Springs this past weekend. All those tv's? Yeah, that is only about 1/3 of them!

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Never posted in this thread before, but I didn't see a tattoo thread and wanted to share. Just got this yesterday:

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I've been in Bemidji for 11 and a half years now, announcing high school hockey (amongst other sports) on the radio, plus I do the show College Hockey Tonight (click on the link in my sig!) about Bemidji State Univ. hockey. Anyway, that's what the Bemidji player represents - either the HS team or BSU. The goalie has an "N" on each shoulder, just like Northern Michigan Univ. - that's where I went to school and really fell in love with the sport. I hope you like it, because it's way nicer than I had hoped it would turn out...
 
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moose97 said:
Never posted in this thread before, but I didn't see a tattoo thread and wanted to share. Just got this yesterday:

I've been in Bemidji for 11 and a half years now, announcing high school hockey (amongst other sports) on the radio, plus I do the show College Hockey Tonight (click on the link in my sig!) about Bemidji State Univ. hockey. Anyway, that's what the Bemidji player represents - either the HS team or BSU. The goalie has an "N" on each shoulder, just like Northern Michigan Univ. - that's where I went to school and really fell in love with the sport. I hope you like it, because it's way nicer than I had hoped it would turn out...
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Wow -- guy (or gal) did a great job with the detailing work. Are you having it filled in, or just leaving the outline?
 
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