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Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

Re: Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

why are you playing volleyball with a blimp for a teammate? :confused:

Here's me watching my step in a canyon in Tucson

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Re: Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

Someone would ask them what they are doing playing volleyball with a planet wannabe.

hi, I'm __________. So, I see you're into volleyball. Why do you feel the need to have an overstuffed sofa on your team? Wanna bang?
 
Re: Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

In other news, the ones in the red and orange look....(double check to make sure one is not my sister)....perty.

So speaking of your sister...

I got nothing, I just wanted to talk about your sister.
 
Re: Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

hi, I'm __________. So, I see you're into volleyball. Why do you feel the need to have an overstuffed sofa on your team? Wanna bang?
hi, I'm _________. You look like you have mud everywhere. Let me help you get the mud out of some hard-to-reach places.
 
Re: Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man returning soup at a deli.

Marine Biologist: As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

Layman: Mammal.

Marine Biologist: Whatever.

Still one of the funniest pieces of dialogue ever. :D
 
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