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Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

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dxmnkd316 said:
Yeah, how dare people not understand the difference between a pedophile and a sex offender. Idiots.
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One's a state of mind, and one's actual action taken. It's like being arrested for thinking global warming is a hoax.
 
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True or False:

There is no such thing as too much duct tape.
 
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joecct said:
True or False:

There is no such thing as too much duct tape.
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If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side and a light side and holds the world together.
 
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And today in "I can't believe people are this stupid," I'm seeing ads for Himalayan Pink Salt and they're calling it "chemical-free." SALT IS A CHEMICAL!
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
And today in "I can't believe people are this stupid," I'm seeing ads for Himalayan Pink Salt and they're calling it "chemical-free." SALT IS A CHEMICAL!
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Maybe they're selling empty boxes. "Chemical-free salt." Love it. Also it's gluten-free.
 
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Are they dolphin safe as well?
 
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St. Clown said:
Are they dolphin safe as well?
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I dunno. Depends if they're big enough for a dolphin to get stuck in.

But I have a solution -- the new, improved version of the product now has chemical-free packaging. I have attached a sample to this post.
 
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Kepler said:
I dunno. Depends if they're big enough for a dolphin to get stuck in.

But I have a solution -- the new, improved version of the product now has chemical-free packaging. I have attached a sample to this post.
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I'm introducing "Dihydrogen Monoxide - the no-calorie, glutin-free, lactose-free, MSG-free alternative beverage that is dolphin safe!"
 
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The Sicatoka said:
I'm introducing "Dihydrogen Monoxide - the no-calorie, glutin-free, lactose-free, MSG-free alternative beverage that is dolphin safe!"
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Monsanto already patented it. The cease and desist letter is on the way.
 
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Worse?
My "Dihydrogen Monoxide" has already been found in cancerous tissues, in the lungs of drowning victims, and in certain nuclear reactors.

Forget the Monsanto SaD letter, I'm looking out for the class action attorneys now.
 
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