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Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

  • Car crash - instant death / decapitation / crush injury

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Shot in the head or heart

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Slit throat / stabbing

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Drowning

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Suffocation / autoerotic asphyxiation

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Fall / blunt force trauma

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Terminal illness

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Accident involving farm equipment

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Explosion

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Hacked to death by Freddy Meyer

    Votes: 13 59.1%
  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Spent the day floating on the lake & drinking beer, that's some good ****. :cool:
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
I just saw my first double-wide, double-deep stroller yesterday. :eek: Looked like the kiddy version of a Hummer H2 - ridiculously big, overpriced, useless for real work and full of **** (word of the day!).
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Just as it gets said, I saw a doublewide navigating the world of SmarTrip fare cards at the money adding kiosk. Always the florking tourists.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

I presume that Hoovs is loading up to fire at someone?
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Beer Pong Horn said:
Evening, Lodge. When you're having a crappy day, it always helps to fire off a cannon and imagine that the idiots of the world are standing downrange. :D
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Hammer said:
And you want that cannon loud enough to make the neighbors **** the bed. (word of the day used again)
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Beer Pong Horn said:
**** yeah. It'd be pretty awesome to go down there at midnight and fire off one of the big 12 pounders in the battery facing St. Paul - see if anyone notices. ;)
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Hell, if you're going to set one of them off, you might as well go thru and load all of the cannons up and fire them off at the same time. That would be some cool ****!!! Word of the day.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Solid day at the PGA Barclay's Tournament. Walked with Rory McIlroy for 12 holes to start the day, then timed it perfect to catch Tigeress teeing off at 1 so I walked with him for 12 to watch him **** the bed (in keeping with the trend), then went and got a free 15 minute coaching session before going to the 17th to watch the last 6 pairs come in. Got 6 autographs, nobody really big but I did get the clubhouse leader going into Sunday and some other guys. Also had about 6 bud heavies at $6.50 a pop... not bad for event pricing. All in all, a great day to be out around the course, and I know that walking more than several miles burned off the beer!:D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Hammer said:
I presume that Hoovs is loading up to fire at someone?
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Yeah, I was about to make **** real after 6 hours of crunching stats for FFL. **** like that really taxes your mind and ****. ****, only **** that will fix that **** is some of the good ****: Maker's on the rocks.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack ****? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack ****!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack **** is the only son of Awe ****.

Awe ****, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack **** married Noe ****. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie ****, Giva ****, Fulla ****, Bull ****, and the twins Deap **** and Dip ****.

Against her parents' objections, Deap **** married her cousin Dumb ****, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe **** divorced.

Noe **** later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe **** Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip **** married Loda ****, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. ****.

Two of the other six children, Fulla **** and Giva ****, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the ****-Happens nuptials.

The ****-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull ****, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa ****.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack ****," you can correct them.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Thanks for the trip back to the '80s, Bro Gin. You **** eating donkey raper.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

bigmrg74 said:
This **** ain't going to end well at all!
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I dunno. Inserting something in Quiz's *** might make for a decent ending, all things considered.

All the asterisks flying around right now reminds me of when we'd pull some **** and test the filter regularly on here.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Bakunin said:
I dunno. Inserting something in Quiz's *** might make for a decent ending, all things considered.

All the asterisks flying around right now reminds me of when we'd pull some **** and test the filter regularly on here.
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Well, if anything, this could possibly determine if Board is on vacation or not, with all the ****s flying around this thread.
 
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