Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

[Painted_Bandit]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Israeli Airlines please clear the runway

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

I don't mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I gotta wear. But I'll be *ned if I'm gonna let some self righteous lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of *king porch monkeys!

 

[melmac]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.

 

[melmac]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

A Four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory. And on the lighter side of the news, Hundreds of Capitalists are soon to perish in Shuttle disaster.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go *** to mouth.

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. ****.

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[legal_hit]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Holy crap Bob! That blows! What the eff is WRONG with people????

Went out for a few drinks tonight, because it's Thursday. Hottie bartender is going on vacation to Brazil for a few weeks. What am I going to do on Thursdays now????

Drink without the eye candy?

I just had a sandwich from Boston Chicken, wait...it's Boston Market, right? It hit the spot. Now I need to pack. Heading to Cape Cod tomorrow. Looking forward for a few days on the beach!!

Question - Oreos or chocolate ice cream?

I'm going to be a little different here and actually pick one. Oreos... with milk.

 

[Sloe Gin]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

if that happened to me, I'd be like *k no!

 

[bostonewe]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

I'm going to be a little different here and actually pick one. Oreos... with milk.

I missed the "chocolate" type of ice-cream in Scarlet's initial post. I, too, would have chosen Oreos with milk. I don't like chocolate ice cream.

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of fa**ots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Jim never vomits at home.

 

[Painted_Bandit]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. ****.

I speak jive

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Frank: "Is there a ransom note?"

Ed: "Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars."

Frank: "Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"