It was a serious question. Whenever I hear the story told, he was killed and three days later he's risen. That would make it Monday, not Sunday. It looks like there's a different version, based upon what Kepler wrote.
3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures,
4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,
5 and that he appeared to Cephas, and then to the Twelve.
Right...
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again
from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father almighty;
from there he will come to judge
the living and the dead.
From the relevant section of the Apostles Creed
On Saturday he liberated all the souls who had been in "storage"(Limbo) since the Fall. He then reopened the gates of Heaven that were also closed since the Fall.
Are there days of the week in heaven and hell? I tend to think that when you're in either place you've passed out of time.
Maybe hell still has time, but heaven is the realm of God, and God is outside of time and space.
...on the second day, I dunno, cookout?
On Saturday he liberated all the souls who had been in "storage"(Limbo) since the Fall. He then reopened the gates of Heaven that were also closed since the Fall.
Man.Also: who first invented the idea of "purgatory"?
Man.
I like this better.
Psalm 51 (50 for the pre V2 fans). Sung during the Tenebrae service on Spy Wednesday or Holy Thursday, depending.