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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

@GeorgiGotev: Turkish joke. A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author"
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

A: What's your costume going to be this year?
B: A harp.
A: You're too small to be a harp.
B: Are you calling me a lyre?
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Someone dropped a steak on the floor at Meijer.

I said "whoops, now it's ground beef."

They weren't amused.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Auto sales manager enrolled his people in a health program, ensuring they'd maintain good car dealer vascular systems.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Doctors have found a way to disguise a laxative as alphabet soup.

Working product name: Letter Rip
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Q: Where do you weigh a pie?


A: ♪♫ Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh - a - pie ♪♫
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

So a funeral home near me introduced a transparent coffin. Will it catch on?

Remains to be seen.
 
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