Because she refused to toe the line, her landlord was a heel.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
- Thread starter FreshFish
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Because she refused to toe the line, her landlord was a heel.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Time to lace 'em up!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I keep getting run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.
I keep getting run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The bike was framed.
The bike was framed.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Run in front of a car and you'll get tired; run behind a car and you'll get exhausted.
Run in front of a car and you'll get tired; run behind a car and you'll get exhausted.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
When you do dishes and laundry every day... every day's a wash.
When you do dishes and laundry every day... every day's a wash.
Some would call it a soap opera.
Scientists have developed a computer program to make Vice Presidents dance. It isn't released to the public yet because they haven't quite perfected the Al Gore rhythm
Because there is no math involved, we cannot use his summer job. Otherwise it would be a logger rhythm.
They're just Biden their time
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Do you like my bad puns? Because that's how eye roll.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Frankly, I'm not going to beat around the Bush: I wouldn't give you 1/12 of a shilling for these jokes. Nope, not a Pence.
Frankly, I'm not going to beat around the Bush: I wouldn't give you 1/12 of a shilling for these jokes. Nope, not a Pence.
Well, I'm.not taking you Quayle hunting now.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
It's Tru, Man.
Just don't take it up to Madison.
It's cold over that way. Burr