I showed this thread to my German relative, Graf Paper. He commended me for my ziele.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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I showed this thread to my German relative, Graf Paper. He commended me for my ziele.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If everything you map on graph paper is on the x-axis, does that make for an inordinate number of points? I'm sure some of you found an abscissa of humor in that. I'll try to think more three-dimensionally and applicate more punnage next time.
If everything you map on graph paper is on the x-axis, does that make for an inordinate number of points? I'm sure some of you found an abscissa of humor in that. I'll try to think more three-dimensionally and applicate more punnage next time.
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Two TV antennae got married last month. The wedding was ordinary, but the reception was excellent.
Two TV antennae got married last month. The wedding was ordinary, but the reception was excellent.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
This thread just jumped the shark.
MissThundercat
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The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I'm just going to end the fish genre right now with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
I'm just going to end the fish genre right now with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Before I've had my coffee, namaste away from me.
Before I've had my coffee, namaste away from me.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Our puns are excellent koala tea.
Our puns are excellent koala tea.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Last year, I started a support group for anti-social people. We haven't met yet.
Last year, I started a support group for anti-social people. We haven't met yet.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Guys, I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.
Guys, I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
YEah, but I'm only a pawn there. They really rooked me on my paycheck.
YEah, but I'm only a pawn there. They really rooked me on my paycheck.
MissThundercat
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The old woman who lived in a shoe? She downsized and moved into a flat.
The old woman who lived in a shoe? She downsized and moved into a flat.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I liked this at first; then I didn't; I guess you could say it was a flip-flop.
I liked this at first; then I didn't; I guess you could say it was a flip-flop.