MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Cut my life in 2 pizzas; this is my last brie torte...
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
- Thread starter FreshFish
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
A Viagra shipment was stolen; police are looking for hardened criminals.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
joecct, stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad. Yes, I know, don't be so Sensodyne.
I think you've crested the pun wave with that one, denture think?
You have put teeth into this thread and you should be crowned.
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Then I shall go to Colgate.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal. Elon Gate will be drawn out..
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I really want to go to Paris, get some food, go behind the big cathedral, and have lunch back of Notre Dame.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
joe, I just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau my God.
joe, I just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau my God.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
You never hear a pterodactyl urinate; the p is silent.
You never hear a pterodactyl urinate; the p is silent.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
No, but that's how Miami Sound Machine did math in college. "The logarithm is gonna get you tonight."
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
These are getting exponentially worse.
These are getting exponentially worse.
Who came up with a round pie as everyone knows pi are squared?
Multi car collisions are wrecktangles?
Are virtual kisses delivered by ellipse?
The veal is good. We made enough to last a week.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I just can't sum up how any of this integrates into this thread. We've gone off on a tangent. I just can't sine off on any of this.
I just can't sum up how any of this integrates into this thread. We've gone off on a tangent. I just can't sine off on any of this.
Trouble with the curve, eh?
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Nothing to go hyperbolic about.
Nothing to go hyperbolic about.
Twitch Boy
Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
All these puns are derivative. I'm approaching my limit of tolerance for them.
All these puns are derivative. I'm approaching my limit of tolerance for them.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Are we going down a gradient we can't recover from? If so, you need not revert to the mean in telling us.
Are we going down a gradient we can't recover from? If so, you need not revert to the mean in telling us.