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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Me: Orion's belt is a terrible waist of space.

Shirtless: Terrible joke. Only three stars.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I'm going for a ran through the campground

- don't you mean a run?

...No. It's past tents
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

In honor of Columbus Day, I thought I'd list off some of my favorite explorers in order:

Columbus, Magellen, De Soto, Dora, Ford, Internet.
 
Tiggsy and I were at the bar this past weekend.

Tiggsy: Here, have some pretzels.
Me: No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the Schlitz.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

A friend told me they are moving to Switzerland. I asked why. They told me their flag is a big plus.
But seriously, he said he was trying to get into the yogurt business. But he failed; he just didn't understand the culture.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I worked with a tennis pro yesterday; after evaluating my game he gave me nothing but a backhanded compliment.
 
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