Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Would this get past the licence plate censor?
370H55VW

Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Aren't plates supposed to be 7 alphnumerics or less?

think I've seen 8 in at least one state.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

think I've seen 8 in at least one state.

In Michigan, you can go to 8.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Eh... let's skip it.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I am reminded about the joke in which a kid falls on a bag of cookies. It's really crummy.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

You can't run through a campground, you can only ran... because it's past tents.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do you call a person who makes allegations?








technically, an alleger

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior!
Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.

 

[jericho]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What's a pirate's favorite element?
Arrrrrrrrgon.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure....

 

[jericho]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.

Chemistry jokes are so bonding, aren't they?

 

[The Rube]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Hey, are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/2328/JessicaHighSchool_061713.jpg

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If you're confused about gender you're transsexual.
If you're confused about your race, you're transracial.
If you think you're skinny when you're overweight are you transfat?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Do Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin?

Or do Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan?

Or does everyone fail trigonometry just cos?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Ariel, why do you wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Would this get past the licence plate censor?
370H55VW

as long as they are not standing on their heads, probably.

I heard that someone actually did get a plate issued as PEN15......though whether that is true or urban legend, I do not know.

I also heard that someone applied for a vanity plate that said NONE. He got like $20,000 in parking tickets. (a related version of this story is actually true according to NBC news...http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/02/16/10425167-mans-vanity-plates-attract-20000-in-tickets).


I guess you are out of luck if you are George Andrew Young and want to display your initials. Leonard George Bruce Taylor would commiserate.


Hmm...even A ROD might have trouble getting a vanity plate, eh?