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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I am reminded about the joke in which a kid falls on a bag of cookies. It's really crummy.
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior!
Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If you're confused about gender you're transsexual.
If you're confused about your race, you're transracial.
If you think you're skinny when you're overweight are you transfat?
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Do Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin?

Or do Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan?

Or does everyone fail trigonometry just cos?
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Would this get past the licence plate censor?
370H55VW

as long as they are not standing on their heads, probably.

I heard that someone actually did get a plate issued as PEN15......though whether that is true or urban legend, I do not know.

I also heard that someone applied for a vanity plate that said NONE. He got like $20,000 in parking tickets. (a related version of this story is actually true according to NBC news...http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/02/16/10425167-mans-vanity-plates-attract-20000-in-tickets).


I guess you are out of luck if you are George Andrew Young and want to display your initials. Leonard George Bruce Taylor would commiserate.


Hmm...even A ROD might have trouble getting a vanity plate, eh?
 
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