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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I always thought it would be special if, in the minor NASCAR series sponsored by an Anheuser beer, Richard Trickle would qualify to start first in a race.
Then we could all say Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch.
I always thought it would be special if, in the minor NASCAR series sponsored by an Anheuser beer, Richard Trickle would qualify to start first in a race.
Then we could all say Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where's the bar...tender?"
A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where's the bar...tender?"
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If there's an explosion at a cheese factory in France, does that mean there's de-Brie everywhere?
If there's an explosion at a cheese factory in France, does that mean there's de-Brie everywhere?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
he had no body to go with him.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
he had no body to go with him.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Comet was found dead this morning over Barcelona, in connection with the crash of a 747.
The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Comet was found dead this morning over Barcelona, in connection with the crash of a 747.
The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Recently, a gentleman of noble blood moved to Westchester County NY. He calls himself the Count of Monte Kisco.
Recently, a gentleman of noble blood moved to Westchester County NY. He calls himself the Count of Monte Kisco.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The first thing Santa's helpers learn in school? The elf-abet.
The first thing Santa's helpers learn in school? The elf-abet.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
The theoretical approaches of Hegel and Marx are popular around here; I however, am Locked into a different perspective.
unofan
Well-known member
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540388">Main Contest</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540502">Sports</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540604">Geek</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540758">Entertainment</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540822">Politics</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540894">Business</a>
For the uninitiated, Fark is a news aggregator that posts links to real news stories with user submitted headlines.
The "best pun" finalists in Fark.com's annual headlines of the year will be released tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to check out their regular contests if you need a laugh, as most of them contain numerous puns.
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540388">Main Contest</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540502">Sports</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540604">Geek</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540758">Entertainment</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540822">Politics</a>
<a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8540894">Business</a>
For the uninitiated, Fark is a news aggregator that posts links to real news stories with user submitted headlines.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was sick of the hole business.
The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was sick of the hole business.
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If one hasn't at least HEARD of Fark, one should not be on the internet.
If one hasn't at least HEARD of Fark, one should not be on the internet.
owslachief
occupe toi de tes oignons
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Mill-ions may agree with you, but aren't you putting Descartes before de horse?
NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.