Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

Off topic for a second - I found it sort of ludicrous that when we went shopping last week, the shelves were totally empty of all hand sanitizer and all isopropyl alcohol. While at the same time there was an abundance of soaps for hand washing piled high on the shelves.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."

 

[BlackI]

You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."

Fort night ... means four score for ten days. You know that and everyone knows this.

 

[BlackI]

Fort night ... means four score for ten days. You know that and everyone knows this.

I accidentally lost a battle. But I can win a war, I believe.

 

[MissThundercat]

I bought a GPS for my car. All it kept telling me was to "go your own way." When I got home, I looked at the box again, and as it turns out, I bought the Fleetwood Mac model.