Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

[owslachief]

2 oz. Kessler for every time Jim Price (Det. Tigers) says:
"That was a yellowhammer, folks" describing (I think) curve ball that goes letter-high to shoe-high.
"I'll say it again: 'The art of pitching'"
"Nice area" - when someone's home city is mentioned. Usually a listener/contestant

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Or The Bob Newhart Show drinking game, where you drink every time someone says "Bob."

When Howard Borden comes to visit you can get hammered pretty quickly!

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Dirk Hembroff, Michigan Tech:

Dirk spontaneously undergoes puberty on a scoring chance/defensive flurry = sip until his voice goes back to normal.
1 sip for any reference to Dick's Pump-N-Munch.
1 sip if Dirk blatantly anti-homers about a penalty.
1 sip if the weather guy lets his kid/an intern read the news/weather and there's an unholy amount of dead air.
WKMJ's server bites the dust and the feed drops = finish your drink.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Or The Bob Newhart Show drinking game, where you drink every time someone says "Bob."

When Howard Borden comes to visit you can get hammered pretty quickly!

All depends on what's in that glass I guess .

 

[Jon]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

The only thing I can think of here is the Harvard announcers. They amuse me greatly... The line about the "slow slowing style of Big Red hockey" will amuse me in a Roboshark fashion forever.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Dirk Hembroff, Michigan Tech:

Dirk spontaneously undergoes puberty on a scoring chance/defensive flurry = sip until his voice goes back to normal.
1 sip for any reference to Dick's Pump-N-Munch.
1 sip if Dirk blatantly anti-homers about a penalty.
1 sip if the weather guy lets his kid/an intern read the news/weather and there's an unholy amount of dead air.
WKMJ's server bites the dust and the feed drops = finish your drink.

I also drink whenever former Husky Brent Peterson's Edward Jones franchise is plugged.

 

[RaceBoarder]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Hawk Harrelson speaks:

Down a bottle of aspirin and chug a bottle of Jack...

 

[Jon]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Whenever Jack Edwards cackles to himself, complains about composite sticks or goes on a bizarre rant comparing the Bruins to a historical figure/figures, drink and then realize part of you just died...

 

[owslachief]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

Hawk Harrelson speaks:

Down a bottle of aspirin and chug a bottle of Jack...

"Stay fair! Stay fair" will be followed by "You can put it on the boooooaaaarrrrrrd ..."

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Radio play-by-play / side-kick drinking game

"Stay fair! Stay fair" will be followed by "You can put it on the boooooaaaarrrrrrd ..."

That isn't "take a drink", that is "put a .357 to your temple and say goodnight". How anyone listens to that idiot is beyond me.