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Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

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I'm in shock. The winner...and NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion...."The Greatest Man That Ever Lived," Austin Aries!!!!
 
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MountieBoyOz said:
I love this.
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Aries has all sorts of crazy records under his belt. Right now he is not only the longest reigning TNA X-Division Champion, but he's also the only man to be a 2-time ROH World Champion.
 
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Dude Love said:
I'm in shock. The winner...and NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion...."The Greatest Man That Ever Lived," Austin Aries!!!!
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TNA is on fire right now. Far from perfect, but at least they're putting forth the effort to make a quality wrestling show unlike Vince and company.

Someone on Fark put it best: "One company is asleep at the wheel, the other is high on mescaline and trying to make it to Vegas on 3/4 of a tank."

Imagine if the Orton drama continues and Vince has no choice but to let him go.
 
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MountieBoyOz said:
You are historicaly negative about everything so thats why I said that. Ok so you like Aries but hate Punk and Bryan?
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Everything? No.

I hate Bryan's entire character. It's weak and forced.

Punk is just overrated and if there were viable alternatives he would not have the gold. Much like Austin he works better not having it. Unlike Austin he has no one to help him carry a storyline.
 
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Oh won't someone kill me please? How the **** is this twilight level love triangle getting so much air time?

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The anonymous gm is better!
 
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This Raw sucks, so here's Pinkie Pie playing Banjo-Kazooie music.

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Twitch Boy said:
This Raw sucks, so here's Pinkie Pie playing Banjo-Kazooie music.
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Wait....

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From Fark:

Sheamus/Swagger: 1:52
Tag match: 2:15 (ish)
Clay/McIntyre: 0:35
Kane-Cena/Jerishow: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions)
Cara/Slater: 1:43
Slater/Backlund: 0:39 (counting from handshake to release of chicken wing)
Cole/Lawler: 0:56
Eve-Bryan/Lee-Punk: 3:18

Total wrestling time on show: 27:49
Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 129:00
Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 21.5%
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And I didn't watch any of the wrestling. I love Ziggler, but I fast-forwarded because I can't handle Vickie Guerrero. And the main event could have been good...but everyone knew it was just a vehicle to continue the story and make Eve look like a doofus.
 
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Cena wins MITB. :rolleyes: What a surprise.

The 1% in wrestling gets over just like in the real world.
 
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MountieBoyOz said:
Cena wins MITB. :rolleyes: What a surprise.

The 1% in wrestling gets over just like in the real world.
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At least Ziggler won his MITB, but then they turned around and buried him with the "you got kicked in the **** head when you turned in the briefcase and the bell never rang so there's no match" spot.

Know what would be awesome? Cena cashes his MITB and wins, then Ziggler immediately cashes his on Cena.

Know what's probable? Cena cashes after Bryan and Punk murderdeathkill each other again, and AJ was in cahoots with him the whole time.
 
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Are you ready to go full retard? Cause raw sure is.
 
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Punk said how long he's been champ. Looks like Fox gets his wish and Cena gets the belt back.
 
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I give this Tout thing about three weeks before people start sending videos of their ding dongs.
 
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