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Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

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I did all the work of documenting which title reigns occurred while each guy was in the group...and you found the one typo.

Just messin' with ya, honestly.
 
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I guess I'm sold on the whole Funkasaurus thing. It's good lulz, he seems to be having fun with it, and they can always run the good ol' "WWE doesn't respect me" angle if they want the monster heel back.

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!
Nah, Kane's hate is going to infect him somehow.

And Four Hosemen = yawn.
 
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And Four Hosemen = yawn.

Seriously? Arn, Tully, and Barry could conceivably go in as INDIVIDUALS! I just hope Barry's out of the hospital and doing OK in time for the ceremony.
 
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Seriously? Arn, Tully, and Barry could conceivably go in as INDIVIDUALS! I just hope Barry's out of the hospital and doing OK in time for the ceremony.

I can't believe they're gonna indut Flair a second time.
 
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Nah, Kane's hate is going to infect him somehow.

He's going to snap when Kane tells him that taxation is legalized stealing and that fiat currency is a ruse and he should invest in gold.

/vote Ron Paul or get chokeslammed
 
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Seriously? Arn, Tully, and Barry could conceivably go in as INDIVIDUALS! I just hope Barry's out of the hospital and doing OK in time for the ceremony.
Fo shizzle, almost as much as Drew Carey.
 
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I honestly don't know why the Macho Man hasn't been announced for the Hall. I thought that would be a #1 priority.
 
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I honestly don't know why the Macho Man hasn't been announced for the Hall. I thought that would be a #1 priority.

IIRC he had issues with Vince, but they were being smoothed over when he died. Pretty sure a certain rumor (you know the one) was also found untrue. I'd suspect he'll get the nod next year if not this one.
 
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I honestly don't know why the Macho Man hasn't been announced for the Hall. I thought that would be a #1 priority.

His brother, Lanny "The Genius" Poffo has said that Savage said that the only way he'd go into the Hall of Fame is if he went in with his family (like the Von Erich's or the Funks). Lanny doesn't want to go against his wishes. Or maybe he's just trying to get into the Hall of Fame himself.
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

Primo & Epico defeated Air Boom at an Oakland house show tonight to become the NEW World Tag Team Champions.
 
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Sorry Zack, you couldn't pull a 3.0 rating changing a tire, so we're jobbing you out to *spins wheel* Thwagger.

I might have to start watching TNA.
 
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So, when is Cena's Heel turn? Cause that's what this Kane thing must be setting up.

The Jericho thing is dumb.
 
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The Jericho thing is dumb.

It's getting old not dumb. My guess is it comes to an end next week with Ace saying if doesn't compete he can't be in the Rumble, or something along those lines.

Did anyone from here go to the last show at the ECW Arena?
 
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And they are going about it with all the subtlety and nuance that would make Goldberg green with envy.

I think it's pretty sad that Cena has to be a heel for Wrestlemania. But, whatever. It's long overdue. All the fans over 12 hate him.
 
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Evan Bourne got himself Wellnessed AGAIN.

Who does he think he is, RVD?
 
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Okay, stole this from a blog, who stole it from a different message board. The Rumble absolutely HAS to end like this.

#28 and #29 left alone in the ring. They battle each other for a while, and it ends with them both eliminating each other at the same time. Countdown to #30 starts with no eligible wrestlers left in the ring.

#30 is Jericho.
 
Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

Okay, stole this from a blog, who stole it from a different message board. The Rumble absolutely HAS to end like this.

#28 and #29 left alone in the ring. They battle each other for a while, and it ends with them both eliminating each other at the same time. Countdown to #30 starts with no eligible wrestlers left in the ring.

#30 is Jericho.

That would be such an awesome ending I'd die laughing.
 
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Yeah, I'm surprised they've never tried the "#30 wins by default" angle. I suspect it might have led to a Fingerpoke of Doom situation with the fans, though.

You could also have Jericho come out at like #25, do the glad-handing with fans thing for 10 solid minutes, never enter the ring, then yank the last guy off the apron and win.
 
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