Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

[Twitch Boy]

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So apparently Chris Jericho has been spotted in Tennessee. Does that mean he's behind those weird videos we've been seeing for a month? We'll find out tonight!

Either him or Taker. It's about time for him to begin his annual Wrestlemania record defense.

Taker vs. Kane for probably his last Mania?

 

[Twitch Boy]

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From Fark, of course...

 

[Dude Love]

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Well that was....weird. He came back as a face and turned himself heel without saying anything. Pretty impressive.

 

[Tweedle Dee]

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I was initially peeved that he didn't say anything and wasted 15 minuets that could been used for a tag match. However, after having a day to think about it that was the greatest heel promo ever.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Brodus Clay what is this I don't even Funkasaurus Ernest The Cat Miller somebody call my momma *aneurysm*

 

[Twitch Boy]

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What the hell? Is this show just a big fever dream by one of the writers?!

 

[Dude Love]

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brodus clay what is this i don't even funkasaurus ernest the cat miller somebody call my momma *aneurysm*

LOVEd IT!!!!

 

[johnnypohlfan]

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LOVEd IT!!!!

Really? He could have been the next big "monster" to terrorize the WWE, and instead they turned him into an awful dancing funk lover.

And Jericho just hits rewind and does a repeat of last week. Yeah, we get it, it was a brilliant heel turn. But it had its desired effect last week. This week was boring and lame.

Why do I even bother with this anymore?

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Really? He could have been the next big "monster" to terrorize the WWE, and instead they turned him into an awful dancing funk lover.

And Jericho just hits rewind and does a repeat of last week. Yeah, we get it, it was a brilliant heel turn. But it had its desired effect last week. This week was boring and lame.

Why do I even bother with this anymore?

And we got 10 minutes of Zack Ryder attempting to change a tire without using the jack. Woo. Woo. Woo.

I suspect this is a ploy by Vince to tank the ratings so he can get the belts off the Internet darlings and back on SuperCena and company.

 

[Dude Love]

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And we got 10 minutes of Zack Ryder attempting to change a tire without using the jack. Woo. Woo. Woo.

They could have called a cab and been out of there faster than he got that tire off.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

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And we got 10 minutes of Zack Ryder attempting to change a tire without using the jack. Woo. Woo. Woo.

I suspect this is a ploy by Vince to tank the ratings so he can get the belts off the Internet darlings and back on SuperCena and company.

That was a horrible RAW. The ref screwed up the ending of Punk's match. Having Kane give speeches is one of the dumbest ideas they've ever had. Jericho says nothing and Kane speaks. Wow.

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Really? He could have been the next big "monster" to terrorize the WWE, and instead they turned him into an awful dancing funk lover.

And Jericho just hits rewind and does a repeat of last week. Yeah, we get it, it was a brilliant heel turn. But it had its desired effect last week. This week was boring and lame.

Why do I even bother with this anymore?

http://botchedspot.com/2012/01/06/jerichos-plot-for-ultimate-heeldom/

 

[Twitch Boy]

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I guess I'm sold on the whole Funkasaurus thing. It's good lulz, he seems to be having fun with it, and they can always run the good ol' "WWE doesn't respect me" angle if they want the monster heel back.

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!

 

[Dude Love]

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The first inductee into the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame:

Edge

Titles Held:
11-Time World Heavyweight Champion
4-Time WWE World Champion
5-Time WWE Intercontinental Champion
1-Time WCW United States Champion
12-Time WWF World Tag Team Champion (with Christian -7, Chris Benoit - 2, Hulk Hogan, Randy Orton, & Chris Jericho)
2-Time WWE World Tag Team Champion (with Rey Misterio & Chris Jericho)
2001 King of the Ring
2005 & 2007 Money in the Bank Winner
2010 Royal Rumble Winner

Major Wresting Observer Awards:
2002 Match of the Year (with Rey Misterio vs. Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle)
2000 Tag Team of the Year (with Christian)

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Should have waited until Wrestlemania 29 in Toronto for him.

 

[Dude Love]

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The second inductees into the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame:

Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, & JJ Dillon...The Four Horsemen

Titles Held:*
Flair: 8-Time NWA/WCW World Champion
Anderson: 3-Time NWA/WCW World Television Champion, 3-Time NWA/WCW World Tag Team Champion (with Tully - 2, & Paul Roma)
Blanchard: 1-Time NWA/WCW World Television Champion, 2-Time NWA/WCW World Tag Team Champion (with Arn - 2)
Windham: 1-Time NWA/WCW United States Champion
*Titles held while a member of the Horsemen

 

[The Rube]

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...The Four Hosemen

Your words....

 

[Twitch Boy]

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Technically, this means Steve "Mongo" McMichael is now in the HOF.

As is The Wrestler Who Shall Not Be Named.

 

[Dude Love]

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I did all the work of documenting which title reigns occurred while each guy was in the group...and you found the one typo.

 

[Dude Love]

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Technically, this means Steve "Mongo" McMichael is now in the HOF.

As is The Wrestler Who Shall Not Be Named.

Looked to me like they only showed these 4 guys. No mention of Ole Anderson, Sid Vicious, Sting, Steve McMichael, Brian Pillman, Paul Roma, Chris Benoit, Curt Hennig, or Dean Malenko.